South Korea in distress

[johnnynoname]

It's a shame he is sometimes a compelling promo.Dude is dogshit at everything else.

and you obviously know that it's those promos that have carried him to where he is

We know that every wrestler doesn't have to look like Lex Luger. in fact, there is a beauty to having a guy who's built like One Man Gang

But nigga- there is not excuse to be in the business for that fucking long, with everyone telling you that you don't have to look like Brian Cage but at least workout....that's just being a lazy PR who arrogantly knows that Internet fags will keep you over when you're pale, skinny fat, and just hit niggas hard (in a sport that's a work)

 

[NoBacon]

How long before hysterical retards like Patrick start using these shenanigans to say Trump will become a dictator?

 

[Andy Elliott]

I actually had 2 cysts on my cheeks and the hospital would treat one because it was infected. Only took 10 months. But the other one I had to go to a plastic surgeon for.

I like you but you've been a real Weimer lately

 

[GialloGlove]

and you obviously know that it's those promos that have carried him to where he is

We know that every wrestler doesn't have to look like Lex Luger. in fact, there is a beauty to having a guy who's built like One Man Gang

But nigga- there is not excuse to be in the business for that fucking long, with everyone telling you that you don't have to look like Brian Cage but at least workout....that's just being a lazy PR who arrogantly knows that Internet fags will keep you over when you're pale, skinny fat, and just hit niggas hard (in a sport that's a work)

Samoa Joe is about as fat as any wrestler should get. Just like his hero Hashimoto. Kawada was beefy as fuck but you can tell it was a lot of work to stay puffy like that. Wearing a singlet and trash bag baggy pants and expecting to be looked at as a successor to Kings Road is a joke. You talk and look like a shit talking bodega clerk. Should be wrestling dirty. Everytime Kingston lowers his singlet I wonder what he thinks the point is? You ain't Jerry Lawler or Kurt Angle. People aren't going to say "Oh shit" in the way you hope they would.

 

[johnnynoname]

Samoa Joe is about as fat as any wrestler should get. Just like his hero Hashimoto. Kawada was beefy as fuck but you can tell it was a lot of work to stay puffy like that. Wearing a singlet and trash bag baggy pants and expecting to be looked at as a successor to Kings Road is a joke. You talk and look like a shit talking bodega clerk. Should be wrestling dirty. Everytime Kingston lowers his singlet I wonder what he thinks the point is? You ain't Jerry Lawler or Kurt Angle. People aren't going to say "Oh shit" in the way you hope they would.

I don't disagree with any of this.....

to add, i "Yech'd" out loud when I saw Kingston Post on his IG him recreating famous Japanese Pro Wrestling pictures (ie kawada in the lockeroom with multiple belts)

is his gimmick that he has to remind people that he watches All Japan?



WE KNOW!!!

 

[GialloGlove]

I don't disagree with any of this.....

to add, i "Yech'd" out loud when I saw Kingston Post on his IG him recreating famous Japanese Pro Wrestling pictures (ie kawada in the lockeroom with multiple belts)

is his gimmick that he has to remind people that he watches All Japan?



WE KNOW!!!

If time travel were possible, but only one time ever. I was selfishly send Kingston back to the year 1996 and have him booked in a match against his hero Kawada at his surliest. It would be porn for the petty. I love all these All Japan fans copying sequences from those classic matches, but awfully and in New Japan. How about go help out dogshit modern day All Japan. Speaking of Samoa Joe, he went to Japan and wrestled in either All Japan or Noah and the fans ripped him apart because he came off like a fan boy. He was doing all of the Four Pillars moves in front of the guys and fans.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

@Dog Eater
@BUBBLER
@Jen_Tomlinson

Comment?
Is the pokemon store under seige?
Are the massage parlors closed?
Is it….Is it legal to R-rape now?

The Korean movie Castaway on the Moon (2009) watch pretty good.

Did they treat you well on set?
나는 당신을 강간하고 싶다

 

[johnnynoname]

If time travel were possible, but only one time ever. I was selfishly send Kingston back to the year 1996 and have him booked in a match against his hero Kawada at his surliest. It would be porn for the petty.

all i can think about now is sending Chris hero to World of Sport to wrestle a rounds match with Johnny Saint, and while it that match would be "too much magic" and weird escapism- it would also be smoof af because even a fat hero is quality

also, that lends to that style

you can't say the same about your proposed match because a tryhard with buggy whip arms, and a pot belly will be squashed to ever loving heaven against Demon level kawada in the 90s if that previous tried larping with his strong style against a goat

 

[Turk February]

I like you but you've been a real Weimer lately

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You're a gay faggot and with your 4chan memes and I'll fucking murder you with a pair of scissors to the gay neck. Where are you right now? I've got a ride.

 

[GialloGlove]

all i can think about now is sending Chris hero to World of Sport to wrestle a rounds match with Johnny Saint, and while it that match would be "too much magic" and weird escapism- it would also be smoof af because even a fat hero is quality

also, that lends to that style

you can't say the same about your proposed match because a tryhard with buggy whip arms, and a pot belly will be squashed to ever loving heaven against Demon level kawada in the 90s if that previous tried larping with his strong style against a goat

I could never get into Chris Hero. He had the same look I hated for the majority of his career that all indy wreslers had. Skinny fat, vinyl baggy pants and spandex top. It's hilarious to think that when The Shield was being put together Punk wanted Hero in Roman Reign's spot. That would of been crazy in retrospect. I think RVD who wasn't necessarily a push over complained about Kawada beating the shit out of him in the early 90's. Neither are MMA caliber people, but Kawada just didn't care. He was possessed by his hatred for everyone.

 

[Analfart]

@Dog Eater
@BUBBLER
@Jen_Tomlinson

Comment?
Is the pokemon store under seige?
Are the massage parlors closed?
Is it….Is it legal to R-rape now?




Did they treat you well on set?
나는 당신을 강간하고 싶다

 

[Dog Eater]

@Dog Eater
@BUBBLER
@Jen_Tomlinson

Comment?
Is the pokemon store under seige?
Are the massage parlors closed?
Is it….Is it legal to R-rape now?




Did they treat you well on set?
나는 당신을 강간하고 싶다

I don’t live there. Bunch of dumb bucket heads.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I swore off using a particular word but god I wish I could use it right now.

Calamine?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm not really into Asians. There are some great-looking ones, but they're usually kind of sexless for me. There's this one Vietnamese chick who works in a pho place near us though. Get half a chub just seeing her. Jungle Asians look more DTF or something

I don't like orientals for the most part but Japs and zipper heads are the most attractive to me. Chinks can be hot too but mostly they are moon heads that Shu Qui or whatever from transporter is super hot

 

[johnnynoname]

I could never get into Chris Hero.

i didn't either.....but then i was able to overlook the fact that he looked the way he did, and I overlooked the fact that at the time he only got booked because "internet indy fags"/IWC loved him.....around the time he started feuding, and teaming with Claudio, and he started getting really technical I started liking him

Kawada just didn't care. He was possessed by his hatred for everyone.

Kawada is always evergreen to me for this reason

 

[TorpidSloth]

I don't like orientals for the most part but Japs and zipper heads are the most attractive to me. Chinks can be hot too but mostly they are moon heads that Shu Qui or whatever from transporter is super hot

I'm not really on board with any of them tbh. This one gook broad kind of looks like this

So I made a sweeping generalisation based on one fuckable Me Love You Long Time

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I actually had 2 cysts on my cheeks and the hospital would treat one because it was infected. Only took 10 months. But the other one I had to go to a plastic surgeon for.

 

[UnPRePared]

You people have made a mockery of this situation

I just want to apologize to the people of South Korea and my wife Nancy for, uh, the Martial Law incident. It was stupid, and, I'll never do anything like that again, and I love you. I'm very sorry. And I'm very sincere and, please, don't make a mockery of this...

I'm serious, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to bring the Parliament down, I just wanted to apologize.... She's very upset. Thank you.

I'm done, @Turk February.

 

[Turk February]

My ex wife is just going "death to the cuck shithead". I've never seen her like this.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Reminder that North Korea, Best Korea