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Sorry that your daughter had her skull crushed, then raped, and was ultimately strangled to death by an illegal. But that's no reason to be racist

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Yeah the whole thing is confusing - it’s like like it’s two people they’re talking about yet there’s only one. He’s either a great father or a criminal with a record of domestic violence and human tracking and MS13 gang member
Because all the retard Democrats just insist any discrepancy between what they news Trump is doing and reality is just due to lies on his part
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Because all the retard Democrats just insist any discrepancy between what they news Trump is doing and reality is just due to lies on his part
Plus they need to keep attention on this story after it came out PA Gov Josh Shapiro’s Gov mansion was firebombed by a crazy far left man for Palestine and now a hate crime because it was over Josh being Pro-Israel. They REALLY wanted that guy to be some crazy MAGA trump lover.
 

Suetonius

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He retweeted this insane nonsense about asking when it’s right to start killing people that you disagree with politically
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This one fawwwkin pissed me off when I first saw it. Read that opening paragraph. It’s just the Declaration of Independence and the list of grievances they had with the King of England. Thats the gotcha here. If it were good enough to revolt against the King, why not Trump?:
The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences.
The problem is they could only find two serious grievances that are similar to back then. So they start trying to make a 1:1 comparison but it quickly falls off and they have to list “revoked student visas” as some heinous crime worthy of revolution.
 

Lard Glug

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Yeah the whole thing is confusing - it’s like like it’s two people they’re talking about yet there’s only one. He’s either a great father or a criminal with a record of domestic violence and human tracking and MS13 gang member
Fun fact. The one Pat is sympathetic with is the fake one, fed to him by CNN Slop.
 

Suetonius

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I still can't figure out the real story, I've heard that he was both illegally and legally in this country. I've heard he has a record and no record. I heard that ms13 tattoo was just a dedication to Messi. This I don't buy at all
Putting on my fact checking hat. This guy didn’t have a Messi tattoo. You’re thinking of a completely different person this admin is accused of wrongfully deporting.

From what I understand the Maryland man everyone is talking about: He came here illegally. After a couple years he applied for asylum and was granted it. He has no criminal record. His wife filed a domestic abuse complaint back in 2019(?) but didn’t act further on it. Where the accusation of him being MS-13 comes from is the testimony of an undercover cop who was later fired and arrested for giving information on a case to a prostitute. So as far as the law is concerned, this guy isn’t a criminal nor a member of MS-13. He was an illegal alien though.
Yeah the whole thing is confusing - it’s like like it’s two people they’re talking about yet there’s only one. He’s either a great father or a criminal with a record of domestic violence and human tracking and MS13 gang member
It’s in the middle. He’s not a gang member but he also probably slapped around his wife. The problem is that even if he’s a piece of shit this isn’t lawful for two reasons.

The first is that immigration judges ruled he CAN be deported, just not to El Salvador. Apparently when he was a kid, before he fled El Salvador for America, he testified against a gang member to put the guy in jail. Judges said “This guys life is in danger if you send him back. You can send him anywhere but El Salvador.” but the Trump admin (accidentally, by their own omission) not only sent him there but sent him to a megaprison. There comes the second part. You can’t send someone to prison based on nothing. He wasn’t convicted of anything. Wasn’t convicted in the US, wasn’t convicted over there. And further more - The administration failed to prove he was a member of MS-13 besides the evidence I laid out above: The testimony of a single dirty cop from 6 years ago.

TLDR why does this matter. Because the govt fucks up, as we all know, and sometimes it can deport people who aren’t supposed to be deported. This govt is sending people to foreign jails, admitting they fucked up, but shrugging and not bringing the guy back because they know he would be on every news channel talking about how retarded and fucked up it all is.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Putting on my fact checking hat. This guy didn’t have a Messi tattoo. You’re thinking of a completely different person this admin is accused of wrongfully deporting.

From what I understand the Maryland man everyone is talking about: He came here illegally. After a couple years he applied for asylum and was granted it. He has no criminal record. His wife filed a domestic abuse complaint back in 2019(?) but didn’t act further on it. Where the accusation of him being MS-13 comes from is the testimony of an undercover cop who was later fired and arrested for giving information on a case to a prostitute. So as far as the law is concerned, this guy isn’t a criminal nor a member of MS-13. He was an illegal alien though.

It’s in the middle. He’s not a gang member but he also probably slapped around his wife. The problem is that even if he’s a piece of shit this isn’t lawful for two reasons.

The first is that immigration judges ruled he CAN be deported, just not to El Salvador. Apparently when he was a kid, before he fled El Salvador for America, he testified against a gang member to put the guy in jail. Judges said “This guys life is in danger if you send him back. You can send him anywhere but El Salvador.” but the Trump admin (accidentally, by their own omission) not only sent him there but sent him to a megaprison. There comes the second part. You can’t send someone to prison based on nothing. He wasn’t convicted of anything. Wasn’t convicted in the US, wasn’t convicted over there. And further more - The administration failed to prove he was a member of MS-13 besides the evidence I laid out above: The testimony of a single dirty cop from 6 years ago.

TLDR why does this matter. Because the govt fucks up, as we all know, and sometimes it can deport people who aren’t supposed to be deported. This govt is sending people to foreign jails, admitting they fucked up, but shrugging and not bringing the guy back because they know he would be on every news channel talking about how retarded and fucked up it all is.
Yeah I don’t know why they don’t just bring him back, have whatever hearing they need you have and then ship him back out. Just say oopsie doodles, put him through the process he needs to go through, and then ship him back out. Or let him stay if that’s the ruling.

It’s the government, they’re going to fuck up in very visible ways from time to time. Sure some not as guilty people may get tossed in a supermax prison for the rest of their life but that’s life. It happens. Better luck next time friend
 

Suetonius

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Yeah I don’t know why they don’t just bring him back, have whatever hearing they need you have and then ship him back out. Just say oopsie doodles, put him through the process he needs to go through, and then ship him back out. Or let him stay if that’s the ruling.

It’s the government, they’re going to fuck up in very visible ways from time to time. Sure some not as guilty people may get tossed in a supermax prison for the rest of their life but that’s life. It happens. Better luck next time friend
Yes exactly. And the funny thing is there doesn’t even need to be a hearing because there already was one. Two judges ruled he could be deported. Just not to El Salvador. The only reason he was sent to El Salvador is a clerical error: When the admin was filing out the deportation shit they accidentally said he couldn’t be sent to Guatemala.

They could easily fix this by just having Trump call Bukele and having a plane fly the guy from El Salvador straight to like Mexico. But their doubling down that they didn’t fuck up, even after admitting in court that they fucked up, is making the issue from a simple honest mistake into a scandal.
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

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Yeah I don’t know why they don’t just bring him back, have whatever hearing they need you have and then ship him back out. Just say oopsie doodles, put him through the process he needs to go through, and then ship him back out. Or let him stay if that’s the ruling.

It’s the government, they’re going to fuck up in very visible ways from time to time. Sure some not as guilty people may get tossed in a supermax prison for the rest of their life but that’s life. It happens. Better luck next time friend
Counterpoint: Fuck him
 
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He retweeted this insane nonsense about asking when it’s right to start killing people that you disagree with politically
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I can't get over the fact this guy, who's posting an open incitement to violent crime, has a photo of himself looking like a soyfag and wearing some kind of fancy-dress headband with animal ears as a profile pic
how does he expect anyone to take him seriously?
 

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Putting on my fact checking hat. This guy didn’t have a Messi tattoo. You’re thinking of a completely different person this admin is accused of wrongfully deporting.

From what I understand the Maryland man everyone is talking about: He came here illegally. After a couple years he applied for asylum and was granted it. He has no criminal record. His wife filed a domestic abuse complaint back in 2019(?) but didn’t act further on it. Where the accusation of him being MS-13 comes from is the testimony of an undercover cop who was later fired and arrested for giving information on a case to a prostitute. So as far as the law is concerned, this guy isn’t a criminal nor a member of MS-13. He was an illegal alien though.

It’s in the middle. He’s not a gang member but he also probably slapped around his wife. The problem is that even if he’s a piece of shit this isn’t lawful for two reasons.

The first is that immigration judges ruled he CAN be deported, just not to El Salvador. Apparently when he was a kid, before he fled El Salvador for America, he testified against a gang member to put the guy in jail. Judges said “This guys life is in danger if you send him back. You can send him anywhere but El Salvador.” but the Trump admin (accidentally, by their own omission) not only sent him there but sent him to a megaprison. There comes the second part. You can’t send someone to prison based on nothing. He wasn’t convicted of anything. Wasn’t convicted in the US, wasn’t convicted over there. And further more - The administration failed to prove he was a member of MS-13 besides the evidence I laid out above: The testimony of a single dirty cop from 6 years ago.

TLDR why does this matter. Because the govt fucks up, as we all know, and sometimes it can deport people who aren’t supposed to be deported. This govt is sending people to foreign jails, admitting they fucked up, but shrugging and not bringing the guy back because they know he would be on every news channel talking about how retarded and fucked up it all is.
Almost right. He was never granted asylum, a retarded judge basically just said he could be deported anywhere but el Salvador.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Yes exactly. And the funny thing is there doesn’t even need to be a hearing because there already was one. Two judges ruled he could be deported. Just not to El Salvador. The only reason he was sent to El Salvador is a clerical error: When the admin was filing out the deportation shit they accidentally said he couldn’t be sent to Guatemala.

They could easily fix this by just having Trump call Bukele and having a plane fly the guy from El Salvador straight to like Mexico. But their doubling down that they didn’t fuck up, even after admitting in court that they fucked up, is making the issue from a simple honest mistake into a scandal.
Yawn. You turn on CNN and MSNBC and Fox News they’re always talking about “scandal“ and “crises” and “authoritarianism” and “conspiracy” and whatever the fuck else.

If everything’s a scandal then nothings a scandal. Shit I couldn’t care less that the DNC covered up that they knew Biden was walking around with pudding in his pants for 4 straight years. I don’t give a fuck about Trump telling the judiciary to shove it up their ass outside of there being an easy fix to your own fuck up so just do it and move on.

Regardless, calling things a scandal is the news version of seeing two dogs fucking on the side of the road. The first time it’s funny. The second time it’s not as funny. The 10th time you barely notice. By the 20th time you’re taking a different route because the shit is boring. That’s what mainstream news is. They’re two dogs fucking on the side of the road the same way for 20 goddamn years.

They should just do the hearing over Zoom.
 

Brooke Shields

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This is just more 4D Bingo by Trump.

Sure the 5'5 70IQ mongs coming in from every country south of Tampa Bay may not fear getting caught and deported, but if there's a chance they get rounded up and sent to an even shittier place and all we do is some bureaucratic apathy of "Whoopsies, we'll fix it eventually i guess" then maybe they'll keep out of trouble or not even come. Trump is a genius. And more importantly if this isn't a genius plan, who gives a shit stop coming in illegally faggots LOL get fucked it's not going to happen to MEEE a legal american patriot
 

Suetonius

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Someone needs to interview Jesse Ventura so we can get his thoughts about the importance of habeas corpus

WHO DECIDES HUH??? WE’RE A COUNTRY OF THE RULE OF LAW!:fighter_sm:
 
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