Sorry Boq. Sorry Turry.

[Turk February]

For our American friends that's the blackest neighborhood of Toronto. It's big too.

 

[Child..]

I dated a Carribean girl for like 5 months.

They have their own scrubs... why would one go out of their way to date some wannabe-Mungy Caker 40 something jobless ex-kindergarten teacher with a TEFL license and obsessed with eurovision? Why?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Damn that guy sounds cool.

There's nothing cool about alcohol abuse, son

 

[Turk February]

They have their own scrubs... why would one go out of their way to date some skater 40 something jobless ex-kindergarten teacher with a TEFL license and obsessed with eurovision? Why?

Because I'm cute and nice and smart. You on the other hand are a miserable aggressive piece of dried up dog shit.

 

[Child..]

Because I'm cute and nice and smart. You on the other hand are a miserable aggressive piece of dried up dog shit.

Not cute
Not nice...except drunken platitudes "love ya man!! hiccup"
Not smart...look at your life, skipping crucial, life-altering medical appointments etc.

You're a soon to be dead (by your own hands) miserablester with a jinn embedded deep in your heart. It took over your soul and you're living your last days in a nihilistic, tragic manner.

 

[Turk February]

Not cute
Not nice...except drunken platitudes "love ya man!! hiccup"
Not smart...look at your life, skipping crucial, life-altering medical appointments etc.

You're a soon to be dead (by your own hands) miserablester with a jinn embedded deep in your heart. It took over your soul and you're living your last days in a nihilistic, tragic manner.

Be completely honest. How many girlfriends have you had.

 

[Turk February]

It only counts if you had sex.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's a decent chance I'm related to him. Small place and when my grandpa was a boy there were six or seven women for every man.

Did your grandpa like Guinness? My uncle doesn't really drink but a couple times a year he'll make me drink a bunch of Guinness with him because he says that's pretty much the only beer they drink in Barbados. I'm not a fan.

 

[Child..]

Be completely honest. How many girlfriends have you had.

3 serious...dozen or so not. Women had offered to marry me IRL. Nobody here is as experienced or has their way with women like me, I'm the best there is.

Be honest, you're bisexual and was leeching off the old lady until she had enough. You're not a "man" by any measure.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turk's a serial monogamist. He takes his monogamy super serially.

Car crash me, someone.

 

[Turk February]

3 serious...dozen or so not.

Be honest, you're bisexual and was leeching off the old lady until she had enough.

I will not admit to bisexuality but 3 serious (sexual relationship lasting over a year) and dozen different ones is about the same for me.

 

[Turk February]

Turk's a serial monogamist. He takes his monogamy super serially.

Why does no one take that term serially?

 

[Child..]

I will not admit to bisexuality but 3 serious (sexual relationship lasting over a year) and dozen different ones is about the same for me.

I've had women offer to marry me (without knowing my finances...Muslim thing I guess)...Women literally would snuggle up in my bed when I was in university. The audacity to ask that question man...I had literal sexy 20 something doctors wanna fuck after my hospital visit, you will never have that experience.

Every woman you fucked must have been a vagrant riff-raff, or a lonely menopausal spinster. Fuck you

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why does no one take that term serially?

I'm not entirely sure. I think because it seems like something a girl would say. Honestly though, I'd rather be a serial monogamist than a serial cheater. I've fucked around a lot and literally never once felt good or even okay about it.

 

[Turk February]

I've had women offer to marry me (without knowing my finances...Muslim thing I guess)...Women literally would snuggle up in my bed when I was in university. The audacity to ask that question man...I had literal sexy 20 something doctors wanna fuck after my hospital visit, you will never have that experience.

Every woman you fucked must have been a vagrant riff-raff, or a lonely menopausal spinster. Fuck you

I was going to respond to this but then I realized you're just lying. You stink at it too.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Turk actually looks like one of my uncles that drank himself to death. Lived in a shed on my grandma's farm. Pissed in her fridge once

 

[Child..]

I was going to respond to this but then I realized you're just lying. You stink at it too.

You're just a drunk sad sack in a constant haze, what would you know? Im an entrusted individual IRL...your lore-regurgitating by people exploiting your saddie-state is hilariously contemptable.

Imagine this subhuman challenging me as some INCEL, lol. Post one gf pic.

 

[Turk February]

I'm not entirely sure. I think because it seems like something a girl would say. Honestly though, I'd rather be a serial monogamist than a serial cheater. I've fucked around a lot and literally never once felt good or even okay about it.

I once told a girlfriend we should try a threesome but I want to try out the women first to make sure they will work. Got away with like 3 months of cheating guilt free.

 

[:sumaturry:]

Did your grandpa like Guinness? My uncle doesn't really drink but a couple times a year he'll make me drink a bunch of Guinness with him because he says that's pretty much the only beer they drink in Barbados. I'm not a fan.

He was a teetotaller actually

 

[CuntFucker .]

I've had women offer to marry me (without knowing my finances...Muslim thing I guess)...Women literally would snuggle up in my bed when I was in university. The audacity to ask that question man...I had literal sexy 20 something doctors wanna fuck after my hospital visit, you will never have that experience.

Every woman you fucked must have been a vagrant riff-raff, or a lonely menopausal spinster. Fuck you