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Sometimes I'd like to eat food and not have it fuck my stomach up

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I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
I don't masturbate to it. It's still gross. I just appreciate CHH's craft. He should go on NPS and have an in-depth pontificating session on the art of poop comedy with Dan "Danny Dogshit" Mullen. He sells some sort of rubber dogshit software.

@chocolatehellhole give em some poop.
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Last time I tried using nanaphone he wouldn't pick up. I could call his actual phone, though. Is he still doing it every week?
 
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OldGravyEgg said:
Abe, if you're gonna masturbate to feces it's probably better psychologically if you do it to dog shit that's whitened. I know you can't get those anymore but I've got some on a thumbdrive that are from the early 90's. Primo shit.

It's less personal if the poo picks are unfresh and interfeces. Straight sex is also an option.
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Why doesn't dog shit go white anymore? I heard why at one point but I forgot. They stopped putting something in the dog food right?
 
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Since this "My tummy hurts when I eat food" discussion has turned into a poop discussion, maybe I should try eating poop? Not for sexual reasons. For sustenance. I'm sure all the medicine you've been recommending me is poison and laxatives anyways, you pranksters.
 
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Jizz said:
You gotta get on omeprazole brotherman. It's cheap and over the counter in the US at least. It fawks up your esophagus to have heartburn all the time!
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I'm starting to kind of think eating poop is the answer. Have you ever eaten any poop? Even just accidentally while #ruizing?
 
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I don't follow.
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It's like saying "if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it's shit probably tastes like what you'd image a duck's shit to taste like." Deducktive reasoning. De bowt . . de duck boawt, LAdy!
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