Sometimes I'd like to eat food and not have it fuck my stomach up

[chocolatehellhole]

I don't masturbate to it. It's still gross. I just appreciate CHH's craft. He should go on NPS and have an in-depth pontificating session on the art of poop comedy with Dan "Danny Dogshit" Mullen. He sells some sort of rubber dogshit software.

@chocolatehellhole give em some poop.

Last time I tried using nanaphone he wouldn't pick up. I could call his actual phone, though. Is he still doing it every week?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Last time I tried using nanaphone he wouldn't pick up. I could call his actual phone, though. Is he still doing it every week?

I honestly have no idea.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe, if you're gonna masturbate to feces it's probably better psychologically if you do it to dog shit that's whitened. I know you can't get those anymore but I've got some on a thumbdrive that are from the early 90's. Primo shit.

It's less personal if the poo picks are unfresh and interfeces. Straight sex is also an option.

Why doesn't dog shit go white anymore? I heard why at one point but I forgot. They stopped putting something in the dog food right?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Since this "My tummy hurts when I eat food" discussion has turned into a poop discussion, maybe I should try eating poop? Not for sexual reasons. For sustenance. I'm sure all the medicine you've been recommending me is poison and laxatives anyways, you pranksters.

 

[guest]

Why doesn't dog shit go white anymore? I heard why at one point but I forgot. They stopped putting something in the dog food right?

Bone meal. Very bad for dogs. Also causes plasmosis 'r sumtin if you breath it in while gardening.

Poop tastes like shit but if you can't get a hardon . .

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bone meal. Very bad for dogs. Also causes plasmosis 'r sumtin if you breath it in while gardening.

Poop tastes like shit but if you can't get a hardon . .

How do you know poop tastes like shit, ol gravy character?

 

[Jizz]

You gotta get on omeprazole brotherman. It's cheap and over the counter in the US at least. It fawks up your esophagus to have heartburn all the time!

 

[guest]

How do you know poop tastes like shit, ol gravy character?

Why deductive reasoning, Abraham!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why deductive reasoning, Abraham!

I don't follow.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You gotta get on omeprazole brotherman. It's cheap and over the counter in the US at least. It fawks up your esophagus to have heartburn all the time!

I'm starting to kind of think eating poop is the answer. Have you ever eaten any poop? Even just accidentally while #ruizing?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Have you tried not being a genetic zilch?

 

[guest]

I don't follow.

It's like saying "if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it's shit probably tastes like what you'd image a duck's shit to taste like." Deducktive reasoning. De bowt . . de duck boawt, LAdy!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Have you tried not being a genetic zilch?

No.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I'm starting to kind of think eating poop is the answer. Have you ever eaten any poop? Even just accidentally while #ruizing?

Ees not that bad

 

[Africa.com]

I honestly have no idea.

You're pretending we all don't religiously watch NSP? That's your bit?

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

Nice having a woman's disease.

Drink Kombucha and eat liver