• New rule: Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source

    Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, send a private message to @BlackTransLivesMatter

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Something major will happen in 2024. Something real, not Boq’s Somalian nonsense.

Suetonius

LAUGH.
Forum Clout
124,239
I give sound geopolitical forecasts, this is qanon gobbleykook. You are a naive simpleton, and your only hope is Allah overrides your arrogance due to it. But the conclusion is the same

How do you know its gobbleykook? "Secret documents" = Americans think official papers with redacted parts is the "magic booboo spellcasting thing"...


No, Ignore "secret documents" or "leaks from whistleblowers". Just look at the US military evacuating and retreating from key strategic holdings: The Black Sea Region/East Med, Straits of Hormuz, Straits of Molucca, (and soon): Suez Canal...Chinese controlling the Panama Canal, Guyana (the only English speaking hold out in South America) facing expansionist threats from Venezuela...this is Monroe doctrine territory, and it's your backyard.


What will happen in 2024 onwards is Americans will probably start pointing guns at other Americans. 2025 will definitely be the case.
BOQ do you believe in UFO’s?
 

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Desserter
Forum Clout
37,469
Keep bottled water, always buy canned goods when you grocery shop and store them
Hah! I have something way better, libtard.

mypatriotsupply.com_pages_compound-media_cr.png


Why prep when you can have Nana's Prepbucket?

Seriously, how likely is it that I will be raped at gunpoint by cannibals? I'm scared.
If you can't beat them off, join them. It's gonna be rape or be raped in the post-apocalyptic future, even moreso than is the case today.
 

TomFromNawlins

Forum Clout
19,768
All the zombie apocalypse shit was definitely programming people for the plandemic (yuck).

Now it looks like cyber attacks are up next. I don’t think they’ll do the race rioting again with Democrats having the presidency but who knows what the GLOBALISTS are thinking?

Anyway, nothing can stop what is coming. Am I right, gang?
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
Forum Clout
122,442
Hah! I have something way better, libtard.

View attachment 170896

Why prep when you can have Nana's Prepbucket?


If you can't beat them off, join them. It's gonna be rape or be raped in the post-apocalyptic future, even moreso than is the case today.

It’s actually not a bad idea to keep something like that in your pantry, I don’t know if that’s a good price or not but I’d buy it.

Why do people always mock “preppers?” - it’s like saying “I’m so cool because I am functionally useless and dead without being a mindless consoomer who doesn’t know anything”
 
Forum Clout
9,990
The military has been doing advanced weapons shit without congressional approval for years. All that does is make it so they can say “Well now we’re not doing it anymore outside of congressional oversight because its not illegal anyway!”

And make no mistake it’s all related to UFO’s. The Schumer amendment was completely gutted and there will be no oversight of UFO’s or any investigation into the shadow committees that run them.

2024 the US Government will announce that they do in fact have UFO’s and have been reverse engineering them. Enter a new cold war.
Finally we agree on something. It's the UFOs, man.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
Forum Clout
122,442
It's really not. Make a rough estimate of the cost of how much regular canned and dried goods you could buy instead to live off for three months and it won't come anywhere near what they're charging for this.

If you need it. Money doesn’t matter anymore, and the way they are prepared is convenient. I agree though, I simply buy canned goods when I go shopping, just a few and keep them stored.

Even if you aren’t a prepper, it’s just wise to do for many reasons.

I never do out loud. I want to find out who it is after all, so I can hopefully raid their shit when the boogaloo starts and rape their women.

*takes notes

Do you really think those people aren’t aware of this? Do you think smarty pants bootlickers who take vaccines and believe authority have the physical capabilities to do this?
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
Forum Clout
122,442
The radical preacher predicted with certainty that a major catastrophic event would happen in 2024, and to repent.

In January 2025, he stated he got his dates wrong and the major catastrophic event will happen in 2027.

I really don’t think movie trivia about underage looking actors you want to fuck because you’re a pedophile is a very useful and fungible skill to have when everything goes mad max.

You’re totally fucked. You’re also fat so the cannibals will get you very quickly.
 

SoloJoeAcousticShow

Ain't it fun?
Forum Clout
5,346
I have ten thousand gallons of potable water down in the Baja.
I have a silo full of wheat tortillas and an acre of permaculture made of activated humus based entirely on hertiage seeds.

Have you ever seen a grown Hell's Angel weep over a can of kidney beans their wife made them eat before the expiry date?
HAVE YOU? So how about YOU don't tell ME what's best for my family. I was in the MARINES.

:fighter_sm:
 
Last edited:

Suetonius

LAUGH.
Forum Clout
124,239
Finally we agree on something. It's the UFOs, man.
The end times are coming.

What Nobacon fears is some apocalyptic jewscape. What he should fear is a more innocuous reality: The day that the US government confirms what UFO’s are and Nobacons petty human religion is smashed by physical evidence of higher beings - and they ain’t Jesus Christ or Mohammad.

The jew shit is put out there to distract you. Nobacon thinks theres a committee of 12 kikes making you eat bugs. It’s worse. It’s a committee of 12 glowing goyim all with various ties to defense companies (with government contracts) arguing how they can consolidate the powers on offworld technologies into their own hands.

In a jewish conspiracy what keeps the gamemakers better than the puppets? Their races? There are a lot of jews - rich ones at that who aren’t taking advantage of this. You know what actually keeps the puppets in control? When you physically retain and have all the information about a material and it’s weapons that even the US government isn’t aware of. You would control everything and be “better” than the people you control under you. YOU have seen and control things humans could only dream of and still doubt.
 
Top