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Somerville Dan messaged me today

Patrick S Tomlinson

Stop swatting my home, you fucking niggers.
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@Patrick S Tomlinson Care to give us a preview?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby child, it'll be all over soon.

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Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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She's a mouthy cunt who'll either get you into a fight or give you the clap. Now, Whitman Wendy, there's a gal who'll make you fall to your knees and thank God you're a man.

EDIT: Quincy Quentin, Fall River Fred, and New Bedford Nate reported in, Nate actually sounded excited. I've never seen that motherfucker so much as crack a smile.
Cambridge Candace is the worst for that shit. Not much of a smoke show, but she’s an eager sucker.
 

Will Tate

Oven March
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Cambridge Candace is the worst for that shit. Not much of a smoke show, but she’s an eager sucker.
I caught her once sucking off Springfield Sam while she had Randolph Ron and Milton Mike's cocks in each hand. She didn't even flinch when she saw me walk in, just looked me in the eye and winked.
 
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