Some poor man is having to deal with yet another jacuzzi situation.

[Kinderman]

YOU, you weak cunt, you CALL THE COPS

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I love how it's always "really scary" for women when men get upset about anything in any way.

"Hey, I'm going to go home. I didn't drive all the way here from another town to just sit here and listen to you whine about your problems and deny me sex."

"OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS???? WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME???? I FUCKING HATE YOU!! GET OUT!!"

"Yeah, I said I'm leaving."

"IF YOU LEAVE I'LL FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!"

If you were famous then I have a feeling there’d be a bunch of tapes of you screaming like a psycho at women. That’s cool.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

He left his wife because they had NO spiritual connection!

 

[PickleRickle]

ARE SO

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Fawwwwk I love the Mel tapes so much

fawk I know what I'm drunkenly passing out to tonight

 

[Opesterino]

reading all of that makes me want to SMOKE

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

They’re telling her to change the locks in the thread.

She should probably lock her doors, not the thread

 

[LiberalPussy]

She should probably lock her doors, not the thread

Awww Yimmy’s getting sleepyyyyyyyy

Fucking yuck

 

[BrotherMan1488]

He left his wife because they had NO spiritual connection!

And a Russian prostitute

 

[Kinderman]

Why don’t you FUCK OFF to that CUNT BITCH Alyssia’s? She’d have sucked me in FIVE SECONDS

 

[Kinderman]

I WAS TRYING TO SPARE YOUR GOD DAMN FEELINGS!!

 

[Kinderman]

WHAT?!

GOLD DIGGER CUNT WHORE! You just proved it!

(Hilarious Mel imitating crying sounds)

GET A FUCKING RESTRAINING ORDER. FOR WHAT.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PAY ME BACK?!

HOW DARE YOU ACT LIKE SUCH A BITCH?!

 

[Kinderman]

She should probably lock her doors, not the thread

YOU went to SLEEP! I’ll BURN THE GOD DAMN HOUSE DOWN! AHHHH! You want the NUMBER of my THERAPIST?! I CANT GET LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!

 

[Professor Rape]

I said WHAT? ....WHAT?!!! in an argument once.

 

[Kinderman]

I said WHAT? ....WHAT?!!! in an argument once.

You ever dropped a Mel laugh in their face?

 

[Professor Rape]

You ever dropped a Mel laugh in their face?

mel laughed in those tapes? or you mean the fake cry?