Went to go meet up this chick I met on Tinder. Uber over to her place and I could tell she wanted to fuck. So we talk for a bit, chug a Bud Light rita to get buzzed a bit than start making out. She goes to start sucking my dick and the next thing I know she fucking puked all over it. Fucking nasty. She got really drunk cause she rolled off the bed and then started puking on the floor so I got the fuck out of there. Fucking women
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Some chick puked on my dick last night
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way to get stuck in the Matrix, stupid
You let some puke on your dick stop you from fucking her?
Faggot.
Faggot.
Did the cameraman fall out of the closet and puke?
I had been drinking all day and was going to drink more.
Whores don't get to disrespect me like that nigger
Bud Light Rita? What are you, 5?
Did you have a dirty butt and she was getting slapped in the mouth with the ass and balls flavor? Its gotta be rough to get in there after a hot summer day.
Those things are 8% so you can get a good buzz if you chugone. They taste like shit, but are good for pregames. You also know all women have shit taste in booze. It's why they always are drinking shit like White Claw and Mikes Hard Lemonade.
Did you wipe your dick off on her curtains like a gentleman?
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I've never done the dating apps but I've heard it's very low quality.
I hope you left a skidmark on her bed atleast.
I hope you left a skidmark on her bed atleast.
I've only done Tinder and I've had some pretty good fucks on it. Most of the 8's and above will only get for rich kikes or bros from wall street type families because it's all about status, but you can still hook up with some pretty good looking girls. Even some of the trashier ones are good looking. I fucked this hot 18 year old red head while her parents were out of town for a week and their house was messy as fuck. Just piles of books and papers and shit all over the place, fireplace was boarded up etc. But it was in a nice neighborhood so you'd never know it was like a trap house from the outside. But the pussy was good so it didn't matter.
Did you wash? Maybe your weiner smelled like low tide. Either way, congratulations?
It wasn't the smell. It was because my dig is so fucking big and she was drunk af
So close to having one of the brothermen fuck Betsy Resto
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Feds always have the dumbest stories, nice tale, stupid.
Nice dig, stupid.
Did you make sure she was on her side so she didn't Bon Scott? Be a pal, at least, the implication was there.
...........may I see it?
you must have a nasty dick