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[guest]

He took it back and said he was loying and apologized to his wife for embarassing her. Uh... a little fucking late. Poor lady. Now she's on par with Richard Gere's hamster and Rod Stewart's cum stomach pump.

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Oh and on a side note, his father, Issur Danielovitch, brutally raped a 16 year old Natalie Wood when he was 38 and at the height of his fame. Her own mother drove her to "the meeting" and told her he could help her career. He violently raped her for hours and then her mother picked her up and didn't ask any questions.

There's also a good chance that he murdered a female extra named Jean Spangler while making Young Man With A Horn in 1950.

Lovely family.

 

[RobertMewler]

Oh and on a side note, his father, Issur Danielovitch, brutally raped a 16 year old Natalie Wood when he was 38 and at the height of his fame. Her own mother drove her to "the meeting" and told her he could help her career. He violently raped her for hours and then her mother picked her up and didn't ask any questions.

There's also a good chance that he murdered a female extra named Jean Spangler while making Young Man With A Horn in 1950.

Lovely family.

(((Danielovitch))) Well.. there you go.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Carol, you’re rad - but your tribe really is depressing sometimes.

I completely agree. Please don’t judge me based on my whore brethren.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

You really know how to paint a picture for us. I'm glad I'm not having soup for lunch.

If he wants to feeds you some “Cream of Mushroom”, do *not* accept the offer.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

You'd think the mushrooms would be growing out of his ass instead

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

These gay cruises make sure to let customers know what they're getting into before they book their room right? Like has there ever been some dopey midwestern family that accidently booked themselves the wrong cruise and just had to wander through the debauchery?

 

[guest]

There's always two sides to a [url=https://new.onaforums.net/threads/confession-carol-gave-me-the-fungus-disease.12433/]story[/url].

 

[guest]

These gay cruises make sure to let customers know what they're getting into before they book their room right? Like has there ever been some dopey midwestern family that accidently booked themselves the wrong cruise and just had to wander through the debauchery?

All those cruises like the gay cruise or rock cruise, comedy cruise etc are basically like private charters so they don’t sell tickets like the normal ones.

 

[CokeCanCock]

He took it back and said he was loying and apologized to his wife for embarassing her. Uh... a little fucking late. Poor lady. Now she's on par with Richard Gere's hamster and Rod Stewart's cum stomach pump.

Michael Douglas: I was sorry for effect oral sex cancer comments had on my wife

Behind the Candelabra star tells Event magazine he ‘regretted the embarrasment’ to Catherine Zeta-Jones of his comments about oral sex and cancer given in a 2013 Guardian interview

www.theguardian.com

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Who has to clean up all the cum on those cruises?

 

[guest]

Who has to clean up all the cum on those cruises?

These cruise comics.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

You can get throat cancer eating HPV pussy, just ask Michael Douglas.