Hang it up, bro.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
So there’s a Beer League YouTube show without Artie now averaging about a thousand views per episode
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Hang it up, bro.
Look look miss cookie! 
This hate-watch pretty good.
This hate-watch pretty good.
Nobody asked for this
My only theory is that they get banned for 15 years at the end of Artie’s movie. I think it’s been 15 years, that sounds right but why didn’t you just do it earlier and pretend it’s been 15 years? There’s zero chance Artie appears in this and I hope he sues this dildo.
How about Bob Kelly's DEAR CHEATERS, official pod' of some trashy nineties reality TV show?
I love Bobby but how many podcasts could he possibly have.
Episode 2 is entitled “Where’s Artie?” Compound Media should sue for copyright infringement.
Honestly I love Beer League and I think a sequel would be hilarious after this long but I don’t think this is the way to do it.
Lance and Phillips meet Col. Kurtz.
Artie is gonna relapse if he sees this horseshit.
3 fatties; one with ink on their bubs & the other looks like Louise Mensch
I like it too and think it’s gets too much shit. For a low budget independent movie it isn’t bad for what it is and at least LOOKS like a movie. There’s tons of low budget independent movies that picture / cinematography wise look like complete shit.
The only thing I don’t understand about it is how it didn’t do better because Artie was on Stern at the time. It’s way funnier thanPrivate Parts in my opinion . “When I was in the joint I used to FUCK guys bigger than you.” “Wait a second, did Dirk say he used to fuck guys?”
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Yeah I didn’t get that either, it was talked about when Stern was still huge on FM and at the start of the Sirius move. You’ve got wack packers who make money from doing cameo videos and other tacky shit but the fans didn’t come out for Artie? If I remember the movie “Beer Fest” was about the same time as Beer League.
God jimmy palumbo is lamest douchebag in arties retinue of friends. This shit stinnnnks I don't like it
Who is this for? Surely not fans of comedy.
Each episode is only about 4 minutes and that still sounds like a chore to get through.
Still more views than "Genos Picks" *with* Stupid Geno
Get your laughs in now, while you're still here...
