I already said I would provide the music so why doesn’t Javonte’s lazy family pony up and pay?
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So so so so you’re saying that it’s customary for the bride’s father to pay for the wedding?
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can you pay for wedding catering with ebt?
Layla getting knocked up by an N person would be the best ending to Joe’s life.
This place getting fixated on this fantasy of Layla fucking n persons will probably manifest it into reality
"I'm gonna give her away first, and then go RIGHT INTO LAYLER!"
Sassy lore weaving
I don’t watch interracial porn unless you consider jerking off to dogfucking videos interracial
All of you people are sick for wishing being Cumia’d on anyone.
It would just be great to see how The old cow reacts - especially when he’s the type of shitty Dad that brags he’s the worlds best father and how he raised her RIGHT with FACTS AND LOGIC.
Also, Joe would 100% do a solo Joe acoustic show at his daughter’s wedding instead of DJ and only play songs he likes while wearing that dumb Air Force hat.
She’s just going to tell her dad he’s “Italian”. The Solo Joe wedding concert would be rib smashing. I would consider crashing that wedding solely for that.
You know he would do it, he can’t let the day be just about her - this is also HIS day! “Sorry Layla, I can’t play that one for your wedding song first dance - you’re going to have to pick something from Johnny Cash or Steely Dan”
Didn't someone here have pictures of the Cow playing at a wedding that Dawn officiated. I think he was wearing his best chain shirt
Does Layla have potench to be a pretty lady someday? How fast will Joe croak once she starts dating?
He would wear his guitar button down shirt for Laylas wedding
I hope so because she's a keeeeid and deserves a chance to find happiness/love etc at some point, but hopefully the boy (or girl? I never know these days, being gay is cool now) never does a deep dive into Cumia lore. Then they'll know what absolute garbage she comes from.
Has anyone ever heard who laylers mom is? I would love to get her on da show and find out how and why she would choose to fornicate (assuming it was consensual) with Joe. And I have to presume that producing offspring with him of all people was in no way planned or thought out at any time.
She made one Facebook post about how Joe was a bad father who dodged child support and was often making her late or absent from school because he’s a bum. He also hit her with a frying pan.
I only said Javonte which is a classically Polish name.
No one deserves to be Cumia’d. Not even a Pollack.