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So. She is pregnant.

Not bad

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But I've decided to turn my life around.

No more posts about that Fatrick guy. No more getting zooted on weekdays. No more inane diary ramblings to the Off-Topic section.
I'm going to become a better father than mine ever was. I'm going to break the cycle.


And for those reasons, tonight I will celebrate BUT it will be the last night of this kind of celebration, ever. seriously. This is the last one. Anyone got a good movie for me to watch in 5 hours?

I just have one follow-up question pretty much. Is this complete life turnaround of yours happening before or after Rich Vos's upcoming show (tickets still available) at The Chosen Comedy Festival, Miami, FL on the 14th of December?
 

Jenna

come hang on zoom with the crew
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But I've decided to turn my life around.

No more posts about that Fatrick guy. No more getting zooted on weekdays. No more inane diary ramblings to the Off-Topic section.
I'm going to become a better father than mine ever was. I'm going to break the cycle.


And for those reasons, tonight I will celebrate BUT it will be the last night of this kind of celebration, ever. seriously. This is the last one. Anyone got a good movie for me to watch in 5 hours?

I'm sorry, who are you?
 

HH Brother

New Dan
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LockedHDD__Pot

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this seems like it happened quickly to me... but I honestly have no perception of time since I read a physics book while on acid.

it's a good reason to sort yourself out, I feel like I'd be less reckless if I had a kid, which I might do one day... I should probably detox for a bit 1st in case chinese drugs have given my sperm heads like Dan
 
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