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So in addition to them looking like living comedy/tragedy masks

DoctorSteveCarlisi

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John Wayne Gacy

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I fixed the typo.
Milwaukee Correction's Automated Voice message: "This call is subject to being monitored and recorded. Do you accept?"

Patrick: "AccepT! Hello?...HELLO??"

Funster: "Yes, allo, this room service callin ya to tell ya to quit eatin all da ice cream cuz da'other inmates is hungry! Dey tellin me a big fat dyke been shovelin it down like dere's no tomorrow!"
 

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The difference is at least Erock's eyes have a little bit of soul in them , while Patrick's entire face is like some warped psychotic assumption of what society thinks is normal.
Erock also has the look of person fully aware that he looks bad in pictures due to his fatness. Patrick is doing a cute pose and is clearly delusional.
 

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When Pat kills himself and Nick by giving her too many SSRIs and setting the hovel on fire, this will be the photo the newspaper uses to give the reader the sense doom was always there.
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Milwaukee Correction's Automated Voice message: "This call is subject to being monitored and recorded. Do you accept?"

Patrick: "AccepT! Hello?...HELLO??"

Funster: "Yes, allo, this room service callin ya to tell ya to quit eatin all da ice cream cuz da'other inmates is hungry! Dey tellin me a big fat dyke been shovelin it down like dere's no tomorrow!"
The number of times Pat will be called to the phone in jail for an urgent conference with his lawyer to discuss fresh evidence that will get him out of there, only to find it's some Redditor playing the Scott and Todd music....
 

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The number of times Pat will be called to the phone in jail for an urgent conference with his lawyer to discuss fresh evidence that will get him out of there, only to find it's some Redditor playing the Scott and Todd music....

"Yeah, dis is Brinton McWinelaw. Da judge says you're a useless sack of shit. Also, your parole is cancelled because of your enormous bitch tits."
 
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