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If you’re not fucking around please more details. These are the kind of stories that get the blood flowing.
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I’m making an Ant joke.If you’re not fucking around please more details. These are the kind of stories that get the blood flowing.
Sorry I’m fucking sleepy dude it’s not my showI’m making an Ant joke.
lolIf you’re not fucking around please more details. These are the kind of stories that get the blood flowing.
I really am two niggers and a barrel of bees
I mean I don't know what to say. We weren't even that closeAs far as I can tell there’s no clause that says they can fire me for something that happens outside of work. So here’s the story: I had a few too many drinks then walked to get some cigarettes and was accosted by some brothers. We yelled at each other back and forth, told one of them to suck my dick, and we all yelled some more. Then I went home and went on a tweeting rampage calling them F/Ns because that’s what they were! I really needed this job too. I’m thinking about starting my own company now.
Acid-attack victim Liberace
Profit?1. Start your own network.
2. Hire the founder of the Proud Boys.
3. Make sure he sodomizes himself live on camera.
4. Profit.
“Retains semen, seethes about mudsharks.”Op will never experience what it's like to be fired as one can't be "Fired" for not cleaning the house before mother gets home from work.
Also do da bit, stupid. You know she’s crippled.Op will never experience what it's like to be fired as one can't be "Fired" for not cleaning the house before mother gets home from work.
Profit?
I don't know if Opie knew what was going on in that conversation and was probably confused by the point Larry King was trying to make.Do you have a colleague with clout who'd be willing to go speak to management for you? Perhaps someone you've had an opportunity to build a strong friendship or professional relationship with over the years? No? Ohh shame.
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