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So I am going to be in Milwaukee/at hooligans in June

LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

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Me and my gf are going up to Milwaukee for an AEW taping (yes I realize I'm a tremendous faggot and nerd because I like wrestling but let's get over that part) the important thing is I'll be stopping by hooligans if anybody wants to meet up and have a couple.

I am taking requests (within reason, a nigga isn't trying to go back to prison) for funny shit I can say/do to the customers and/or staff there.

Update: if you live in the Milwaukee area and want to have a few on me, slide into my DMs.

Update to the update: let me make myself perfectly clear right now, I do not in any way intend to engage with anyone there other than the staff. The reason I'm going is it's because it's pretty much a legendary spot this forum knows of and since I'm going to be in that City I'd like to see it for myself. I am not planning anything nor will I do anything illegal. So put your pencil back in your pocket, Rick.
In permanent marker, can you please write “Patrick S.Tomlinson gave me chlamydia” or “Pay Quasi”on the toilet stall wall.
 

TomFromNawlins

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I think maybe we should just randomly post that we're gonna be in MKE and going to Hooligans at random dates. Either he'll go and his head will be on a swivel or (more than likely) he'll avoid the place and call the bartenders to tell them to look for "someone suspicious". Nobody even has to go. He'll get paranoid and eventually the staff will get sick of his shit and then if someone actually does show up at some point Rick will be like the boy who cried wolf and nobody will believe him.
Pat will go to Hooligans one night and for some reason he can’t explain will pick a table to sit at. He’ll put The Best of You on the jukebox and just as it starts Nikki will show up and say “meatloaf!”
“Best in the state as far as I’m concerned, child.”

Random people he doesn’t recognize will enter the bar. No one else he knows since he has no friends, his family probably can’t stand him, and he abandoned his daughter.

A man enters wearing a red hat that could be a MAGA hat. He walks past Pat and maybe gives him a look on his way to the bathroom.

“Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you
Has someone taken your faith
It's real, the pain you feel—“

Cut to fat
 
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Pat will go to Hooligans one night and for some reason he can’t explain will pick a table to sit at. He’ll put The Best of You on the jukebox and just as it starts Nikki will show up and say “meatloaf!”
“Best in the state as far as I’m concerned, child.”

Random people he doesn’t recognize will enter the bar. No one else he knows since he has no friends, his family probably can’t stand him, and he abandoned his daughter.

A man enters wearing a red hat that could be a MAGA hat. He walks past Pat and maybe gives him a look on his way to the bathroom.

“Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you
Has someone taken your faith
It's real, the pain you feel—“

Cut to fat
I ordered for the table
 

Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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AEW wrestling... what are you and your girlfriend five?
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