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Snackie accuses Bert of swatting

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I gotta get to work (in MAJOR MOTION PICTURES you fucking fat wannabe losers) but please link me to any tweets from these two retards that address me directly so I can slap them around again. Jackie accusing me of being “Josiah” is the funniest shit ever. I wrote my entire Twitter profile just to see if she’d take the time to try and figure out who I am and she went with the dumbest possible choice instead.

Never ever worry about these two fat, disgusting cunts, brothermen. They have nothing: even when you give something to them.
Plus no sane person would ever take either of them seriously. Pat went on a “WHY US?” Media tour and still had people questioning his story or knew right away he’s loying.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Open threats against her parental rights?!?!
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No Jackie, you’re the one to blame for any parental issues you have.
 

Jenna

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It’s true. Tarantino canceled The Critic because I was desperately trying to shoehorn JAW in there instead of Pitt.

Authorities should know @TorqueWheeler is currently attempting to target me with this post.

Linguine suggests this is prolific teenage girl Suzie Rappenheimer, who thinks JAW's acting is deep and he's a bad boy that needs to be saved by the right girl.
 

Jenna

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What am I doing wrong that this gorilla paw who-ah leaves me out of this stuff? I’ve tried everything. I feel so unwanted now she’s after lovable Bert a child’s show character. Damn this bitch pay attention to me I feel like the gay pirate ova here and I own this place.

Everyone knows Hildy is your bae and they don't want to come between you two.
 

TorqueWheeler

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What am I doing wrong that this gorilla paw who-ah leaves me out of this stuff? I’ve tried everything. I feel so unwanted now she’s after lovable Bert a child’s show character. Damn this bitch pay attention to me I feel like the gay pirate ova here and I own this place.
Right?? You’re the child of a contract killer ffs! #LeaveBertAloneFatSmellyCunt!
 
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