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I bet your neighbor had a hearty chuckle at your situation while he swept the driveway.
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Who the fuck puts GREEN olives on their pizza? You fucking nutt!I like all the meat, green olives, onions, mushrooms
I actually don't think he's even done it today. It's hot as fuck.I bet your neighbor had a hearty chuckle at your situation while he swept the driveway.
The funster thing to do is to ignore @Niggerotchi and continue the skip the dishes tawk
(and not blame me because I have faggots ruining shit in my name)
Boq is no longer here.
They pump the numbahs hard. You basically end up paying double every time for the luxury of some paki delivering your food and not having to interact with any fucking jamokes.You most likely didn't select the promo code at checkout even if you clicked on the Deal entry, these sites sneak that shit in there. Like sneaking in the extra charges and altering prices to pump up the subtotal.
The DMAN first noticed DoorDash doing this in like 2013. They pump up the numbahs. Also, you will be happy to know The DMAN has ordered pizza like 3 times in the past year, and 2/3 times, they ended up giving him two pizzas and one time 2 pizzas and 2 bottles of soda. God is great.
They pump the numbahs hard. You basically end up paying double every time for the luxury of some paki delivering your food and not having to interact with any fucking jamokes.
Most times I wait by the window and make sure I don't open the door until they're back in their car. The times they have knocked on my door I actually get fucking mad. Like, what are you doing, asshole? Drop it and fuck off.Contactless delivery is beautiful for The DMAN.
Going on Year 3 of not having to look the npc in the eye, wasting The D-ESSENCE, while being handed his trash bag of garbage. "Thanks" The DMAN hasn't said "Thanks" to a wage slave in moons. Eons. No grocery-going for The DMAN. Contactless delivery. To the fawking door step. Don't spill any milk on the welcome mat, jabronie. Know your role.
Most times I wait by the window and make sure I don't open the door until they're back in their car. The times they have knocked on my door I actually get fucking mad. Like, what are you doing, asshole? Drop it and fuck off.
That should be your user name. BIG1So I tricked UberEats because I only order when they give me a promo code for 50% off, and then I combined it with another deal like a B1G1 free type deal. They figured it out because now they're sending me 50% off (not to be applied to any other promos) coupons instead of letting the restaurants opt out when they have a promo. Cunts.
I tip pretty nice when I get delivery, but I go pick it up a lot too. The last time I got Domino’s and picked it up, there was still an option to tip the people at the register and in the kitchen. I gotta draw a line somewhere. I looked right at that danger-haired fentanyl addict and hit NO TIP. Felt great. I tip for my coffee, I tip at restaurants, I fuckin tip people for gift wrapping shit at stores. But just for the shitheads who stand there and throw pizzas in the oven? Get the fuck outta here.They pump the numbahs hard. You basically end up paying double every time for the luxury of some paki delivering your food and not having to interact with any fucking jamokes.
Fat retardSo I tricked UberEats because I only order when they give me a promo code for 50% off, and then I combined it with another deal like a B1G1 free type deal. They figured it out because now they're sending me 50% off (not to be applied to any other promos) coupons instead of letting the restaurants opt out when they have a promo. Cunts.
I tip pretty nice when I get delivery, but I go pick it up a lot too.
I’m a maverick.Fence Straddling Norton
Who the fuck uses a delivery service to get little caesars? You drive up and stand in the bulletproof glass waiting room like a man and get your shitty pizza.I got a fucking BOGO pizza deal from Little Caesar's, right? The cocksuckers send me one fucking pizza. Then, the cockSUCKERS denied my request for a refund. Dishonorable. I've never been so dishonored in all my days. Do I need two pizzas? No. Do I even like Little Caesar's? Fuck no. I couldn't resist the deal (I'm not a fucking jew) and the HONORABLE thing to do would've been to HONOR THE FUCKING BOGO DEAL. FUCK.
I DID IT FOR THE FUCKING DEAL AND THEY DISHONORED ME AND FUCKED MY ASSWho the fuck uses a delivery service to get little caesars? You drive up and stand in the bulletproof glass waiting room like a man and get your shitty pizza.
I don't particularly like Limp Bizkit but that was a catchy song.I DID IT FOR THE FUCKING DEAL AND THEY DISHONORED ME AND FUCKED MY ASS
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