Signs that a movie is going to be terrible.

[sorchEDearth]

It came out in the last 5 years.

 

[Cuphead]

Bruce Willis is an interesting case - he once said in a press junket interview that he loves acting, and hates the marketing. That's the theory why he does these straight to video movies now where he's only on set for a few days and he's gone, with no commitment to selling the film - that, and he has more time with his family that way.

The movies are complete shit, but I admire his choice. I don't like giving interviews either. Often it's the same questions with the slightest difference to them, and in order to not bore myself, I have to answer it differently every time. That's the bitch of marketing though: you sell yourself, every tour, every album, every time. I'm kind of jealous of Bruce Willis in that respect.

Switching over to Cage though, the consensus I've heard from the movie types here in Europe: he can be crazy method, and weird as hell, but he gives EVERYTHING to the film in his performance. It's not like Willis who sleepwalks; Cage will give max effort to every role, whether it's "Leaving Las Vegas" or whatever SyFy TV movie he signed up for. And once in a while, he'll stumble into something brilliant, like "Pig". Gosia bawled like a baby when that movie ended, and she practically fought me over watching it.

Also, kudos to @SoloJoeAcousticShow on the Marvel joke - beat me to it.

Bruce Willis really just got fed up with all the Hollywood bullshit

 

[Snake]

Directed by James Wan

 

[CuntFucker]

Norm?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Norm?

Raj?

 

[DanFielding]

Kate Hudson or Drew Barrymore is the female lead.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Kate Hudson or Drew Barrymore is the female lead.

I’d put this broad in the same category.

 

[peckafacce]

 

[RaggotFetard]

I’d put this broad in the same category.
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Children of Men is a fucking excellent movie.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

It was made after 2010.

 

[Snake]

I’d put this broad in the same category.
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I really wanted to cum in her in the 90s.

 

[Project Pat]

This one's a deep cut for the brothamen

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

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Kathleen, put your god damn clothes back on!

 

[Meownaw]

This one's a deep cut for the brothamen
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Wrong

I go deep with the reference though *sniff*

 

[guest]

Horribly shitty actor and unfortunately he and I grew up in the same neighborhood in Philadelphia so he's like lauded as a hero in Philly, even though his movies fucking stink on ice.