Signs that a movie is going to be terrible.

[Mr. Faggotry]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Anything Bruce Willis has done lately.

 

[guest]

if the protagonist has a nose ring...

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

 

[RobertMewler]

The record scratch sound effect before a snarky line.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

 

[Meownaw]

I check imdb and see a row of niggers

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

 

[Not bad]

 

[AntSucks]

Forty year old actor playing a 25 year old.

Any biopic that has a "national treasure" actor playing a "national treasure" public figure. Like that one about Julia Child.

 

[Chapel]

Anything being thats been made recently. I’m waiting for a Godfather remake with a gay tranny nigger “for diversity and inclusion”

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

This song is in the trailer:

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Anything Bruce Willis has done lately.

Dude is smart though and richest actor in Hollywood. Doesn't care what the movie is and probably never reads the script.

Nick Cage is the same. Just tell him when to show up and how much the check will be.

Any chance they're jews?

 

[EraGodless]

Dude is smart though and richest actor in Hollywood. Doesn't care what the movie is and probably never reads the script.

Nick Cage is the same. Just tell him when to show up and how much the check will be.

Any chance they're jews?

Nick Cage is Italian (Jews with better food).

 

[Cuphead]

 

[UnPRePared]

Dude is smart though and richest actor in Hollywood. Doesn't care what the movie is and probably never reads the script.

Nick Cage is the same. Just tell him when to show up and how much the check will be.

Any chance they're jews?

Bruce Willis is an interesting case - he once said in a press junket interview that he loves acting, and hates the marketing. That's the theory why he does these straight to video movies now where he's only on set for a few days and he's gone, with no commitment to selling the film - that, and he has more time with his family that way.

The movies are complete shit, but I admire his choice. I don't like giving interviews either. Often it's the same questions with the slightest difference to them, and in order to not bore myself, I have to answer it differently every time. That's the bitch of marketing though: you sell yourself, every tour, every album, every time. I'm kind of jealous of Bruce Willis in that respect.

Switching over to Cage though, the consensus I've heard from the movie types here in Europe: he can be crazy method, and weird as hell, but he gives EVERYTHING to the film in his performance. It's not like Willis who sleepwalks; Cage will give max effort to every role, whether it's "Leaving Las Vegas" or whatever SyFy TV movie he signed up for. And once in a while, he'll stumble into something brilliant, like "Pig". Gosia bawled like a baby when that movie ended, and she practically fought me over watching it.

Also, kudos to @SoloJoeAcousticShow on the Marvel joke - beat me to it.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[Consensual Rapist]

When the commercials for said movie has a lot of reviews saying its great, when it hasn’t even come out yet.