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Shut UP, you smug fat faggot

DoctorSteveCarlisi

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"Oh, we're aware of developments."


Are you aware? Are ya, Pat? Mr. Legal Eagle, who once tried to instruct his lawyer audibly in open Zoom court and who was told by another judge, "Sir, don't do that," the second that Pat starting working on his moment of glory speech.

Also, he's lost every time he's oinked in court and also got one of his lawyers fired (allegedlly).
 
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FurBurger

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"Oh, we're aware of developments."


Are you aware? Are ya, Pat? Mr. Legal Eagle, who once tried to instruct his lawyer audibly in open Zoom court and who was told by another judge, "Sir, don't do that," the second that Pat starting working on his moment of glory speech.
Remember when he turned up to his restraining order hearing with Big Dick Andrew with no admissable evidence because he'd learnt absolutely nothing from a lifetime of watching shitty TV and losing a $200k defamation suit?
 

FurBurger

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….. I do not understand that.
That did noT occur.

I've just realised that not only does he contradict himself in about two sentences AND cut the judge off when he does it, he calls the judge "sir" rather than "your honor".

What a world-class dunce.

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That did noT occur.

I've just realised that not only does he contradict himself in about two sentences AND cut the judge off when he does it, he calls the judge "sir" rather than "your honor".

What a world-class dunce.

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His ability to constantly make incorrect choices is unparalleled. Anyone with common sense should know not to argue with a judge, a police officer or a treating doctor yet we have audio for 2/3. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for a pesky Redditor to eventually record him argue in a hospital about his BMI and/or elevated blood pressure.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

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His ability to constantly make incorrect choices is unparalleled. Anyone with common sense should know not to argue with a judge, a police officer or a treating doctor yet we have audio for 2/3. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for a pesky Redditor to eventually record him argue in a hospital about his BMI and/or elevated blood pressure.
Didn’t he refer to doctors being all wrong about his ADHD or some shit? I hope he got diagnosed with bipolar and refuses to take meds. It would explain a lot and ensure he’s only going to get worse.
 
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