Shut up Rick

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I’ve said this before: Sending him nudes of your wife would piss him off to know end.

Just the fact that his penis would tingle, even a little bit, from seeing the nudes of one of his stlakers hot wives, would make him uncomfortably angry: Like the kind of anger you get from being publicly humiliated.

You gotta do it, man. Byproduct is that we get to see them too, obviously. But Patrick being that kind of angry is totally worth it.

He wouldn't actually believe it's his wife

 

[LongIslandchomper]

You know this total maniac actually believes that too.

This cope is probably the only thing keeping Niki alive.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Not all Mexicans are brown

True. Zoe Barrie said she's a Mexican

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

True. Zoe Barrie said she's a Mexican

All their weather girls are the finest alabaster skin and Mediterranean blood
Canelo Alvarez looks Irish

 

[PickleRickle]

Castiza Mexi's with a mostly euro mix. Some of the hottest chicks on the planet.

 

[Udders]

Welp, now Sunday nights sorted. Thanks for the pic.

 

[kingship75]

Not all Mexicans are brown

That’s right. Just look at Louis C.K.

 

[CruisinColin]

He's said countless times that law enforcement doesn't give a shit.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I think he does realize how stupid it is to think that police are going to arrest people that text him but he can never be wrong so he continues the façade. Your DLTIW forges your chains. You'll be doing this to your dying day, fatty.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He's said countless times that law enforcement doesn't give a shit.

The police probably told him that they're close to zeroing in on the SWATter. No Self Awareness Tomlinson doesn't realize what that really means.

 

[Stent]

As soon as President Biden has the time to read the 30,000 page report prepared by the MPD/FBI/CIA/NSA he will sign the interpol warrant for the immediate capture of all the cyber-terrorists.

Even Jason Bourne would be shitting and pissing himself, stlaker child.

 

[More Worser]

Time to go to work on these now
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Like a speedbag, I hope?

 

[More Worser]

There's really no need for vulgarity, sir.

Ok: Does her pussy smell pleasant?

 

[More Worser]

That’s right. Just look at Louis C.K.

Not a real Mexican.

"His father is of Mexican and Hungarian-Jewish descent.[19] C.K.'s Jewish paternal grandfather, Géza Székely Schweiger, had immigrated from Hungary to Mexico"

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

Not a real Mexican.

"His father is of Mexican and Hungarian-Jewish descent.[19] C.K.'s Jewish paternal grandfather, Géza Székely Schweiger, had immigrated from Hungary to Mexico"

Jaa, Hungarians!

 

[guest]

Found on r/mushrooms

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Face plant.

 

[CuntFucker .]

You know Rick didn't even laugh at "Time to work on these now."

 

[guest]

He wouldn't actually believe it's his wife

Quit it!

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Does her pussy smell nice?

got that new car smell i just love

 

[More Worser]

View attachment 129591Jaa, Hungarians!

Hungarian jews aren't Hungarians.