Shower floor: 1.Sea Hag: 0

[RoSmokedCrack]

I hope this doesn’t impede on her ability to squirt.

Working man Joe still needs his "dessert".

 

[captainjapan]

Joe's bovine face flushes with rage as he sees Carol on the shower floor and his 14 inch black rubber dildo (with balls) suction cupped to the tile wall.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Why didn’t Joe teach her his brilliant trick of duct taping a hand towel to the floor?

 

[TorpidSloth]

God damn Joan, compose yourself

She wants that pipe

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Should an elderly woman who fell in the shower and needs a wheelchair be getting tipsy on sake?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Should an elderly woman who fell in the shower and needs a wheelchair be getting tipsy on sake?

Maybe Joe was giving her a soft dicking, couldn’t finish, so the Hag went to shower up and finish herself off. She ended up finding her spot and squirting all over the place, fell down, and broke her leg.

 

[TorpidSloth]

You just know that going for sushi was Joe's idea as a "reward" for "taking such good care" of her, and that she paid for it.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

You just know that going for sushi was Joe's idea as a "reward" for "taking such good care" of her, and that she paid for it.

Classic Joe. Any sacrifice, no matter how big or how small, means he's entitled to a reward of some kind. Like when he came home from his seafaring debacle, and immediately blew his paycheck in Atlantic City. He helped his crippled old lady in and out of the tub a few times, and decided he really needed to treat himself to dinner.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

This thread title makes me howl everytime I see it.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Classic Joe. Any sacrifice, no matter how big or how small, means he's entitled to a reward of some kind. Like when he came home from his seafaring debacle, and immediately blew his paycheck in Atlantic City. He helped his crippled old lady in and out of the tub a few times, and decided he really needed to treat himself to dinner.

Wop shit, always gotta get something in return

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Classic Joe. Any sacrifice, no matter how big or how small, means he's entitled to a reward of some kind. Like when he came home from his seafaring debacle, and immediately blew his paycheck in Atlantic City. He helped his crippled old lady in and out of the tub a few times, and decided he really needed to treat himself to dinner.

" You know what will make you feel better? Blowing $80 while you are out of work on jap food and being hungry again in a few hours"

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

He made Carol sit naked and in agony on the shower floor till she recited Corrado Sopranos "Mother's cunt!" line

 

[TorpidSloth]

" You know what will make you feel better? Blowing $80 while you are out of work on jap food and being hungry again in a few hours"

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Jesus, where is that picture from? He looks like a brain-damaged Sbejbl puppet

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Jesus, where is that picture from? He looks like a brain-damaged Sbejbl puppet
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Sick reference bro

 

[TorpidSloth]

Sick reference bro

Shut up faggot

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Jesus, where is that picture from?

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

"Slipped in the shower" right? Next "she fell down the stairs and hit her eye on a doorknob" right Joe? You old dumb fuck.

Sounds like knuckle head Joeh Cumia had one to many Jamesons one night came to bed argued with Crypt Keepin Squiter about her sister, and out popped Frying Pan JoeH Cumia ready to fire.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Crusty old bitch Joann Ancona making her appearance!
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How quickly is his bitch gonna move on Joe after Carol dies

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

How quickly is his bitch gonna move on Joe after Carol dies

Who even knows at this point… do you think she’d squirt? Joseph has needs.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

She probably slipped in squirt