Should I get circumcised?

[Volkov]

We brits don't get circumcised because we aren't religious zealots who mutilate ourselves for jesus, but this girl I am seeing won't fellate me unless I'm foreskinless, turns out she is very ocd about germs and shit and thinks aids can hide in your hood. Despite being moronic she's really hot by my standards so I think I'm going to get it done.

So yanks, how bad does it hurt (I'm 25 btw)? How long does it take to recover? What's the odds ill die under the knife? Can some of you please post pics of yours so I can see what it will look like? Preferably erect and leaking.

 

[aRTie02150]

Dump that cunt. Going to mutilate your body for a blowjob? Fuck that shit.

You are as God made you. Leave it alone.

 

[guest]

Absolutely...circumcision is literally the human condition. Prior to it, you're just a foreskin having hominid.

 

[guest]

If this isn't a bullshit story you should hang your head in shame. If it is, it's quite funny.

 

[guest]

Yeah. Down to the base.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I'm circumcised and wish I wasn't because that extra skin would've made my penis look bigger.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My doctor told me I have a partial circumsion. Apparently they didn't lop off enough, so I have some foreskin, but it's not long enough to look like an asshole sitting at the end of my dick.

EDIT: oh shit, I haven't told anyone this but you lot seem like you might get a kick out of it. The area beneath my foreskin had been smelling fishy for a few months. I tried everything: washing it with antibacterial soap, specially formulated pH-balanced soap, etc. But it'd just start smelling bad again. I hadn't put my dick in anything weird and there weren't any visible signs (no smegma cheese, no rash).

No clue what:s causing it. I haven't fucked any dirty chicks and my wife's clam is fucking pristine. Like the Holy Mother's cunt. Immaculate.

Jump ahead: my dog had a wound on his ass. So I fuck him in his little pink ass! No. I don't fuck my dog. But he has a wound from chewing on a bug bite and the vet gives us some sort of foam to help it heal. Anti-bacterial and anti-fungal. I'd read something about fungus and get a bright idea. I pumped a bit of his foam in my hand, pull down my drawers and rub it on and around the head of my dick. No lie, the stink was gone after one application. It hasn't stunk since.

 

[guest]

Oi vey just a little off the top

 

[Meownaw]

Yeah on the neck

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

You lose like 90% of the sensation in your dick when they snip you

Source: a Jew stole my foreskin when I was a baby

 

[guest]

We brits don't get circumcised because we aren't religious zealots who mutilate ourselves for jesus, but this girl I am seeing won't fellate me unless I'm foreskinless, turns out she is very ocd about germs and shit and thinks aids can hide in your hood. Despite being moronic she's really hot by my standards so I think I'm going to get it done.

So yanks, how bad does it hurt (I'm 25 btw)? How long does it take to recover? What's the odds ill die under the knife? Can some of you please post pics of yours so I can see what it will look like? Preferably erect and leaking.

No one gets circumcised for Jesus you dolt.

 

[AntSucks]

Just get a His and Hers circumcision together. It will be romantic.

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

I'm circumcised and wish I wasn't because that extra skin would've made my penis look bigger.

As we know very well, it makes up like a third of your dick

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

If you do, you’ll blow your chances of ever sticking it in @RobertMewler ’s muddy driveway. It’s a tough one man.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Unless you like your piss balloons heheheh

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

The best part about having foreskin is you can hold it together when you cum and then just go drop the jizz in the toilet. No need to prepare with paper.

 

[Dennyislife]

I'm English and one of my first memories is being in a hospital bed with my cock in a bandage as my dick was too big for the foreskin. I don't remember much pain but I do remember being in a hospital bed next to someone I would go to school with for the next 11 years. We never mentioned it. I think he was in for the same thing.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

getting circumsized is what god told the jews to
do as a prank

back in the day when god used to really party and flood the world as a goof

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

We brits don't get circumcised because we aren't religious zealots who mutilate ourselves for jesus, but this girl I am seeing won't fellate me unless I'm foreskinless, turns out she is very ocd about germs and shit and thinks aids can hide in your hood. Despite being moronic she's really hot by my standards so I think I'm going to get it done.

So yanks, how bad does it hurt (I'm 25 btw)? How long does it take to recover? What's the odds ill die under the knife? Can some of you please post pics of yours so I can see what it will look like? Preferably erect and leaking.

Wtf?

 

[not that Jack Horner]

ive never heard of a dude getting circumsized as an adult and not regretting it