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Pat's back to sucking consensual dick and birding nigger lips.
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I think he was trying to grow in super cool chino moreno nu-metal goatee.
Respectfully disagree, I don't think he shaved at all, I think his cheek and what should be a jaw whiskers don't grow in, and it's a fucking embarrassing state when he tries to grow a beard. That's why the only photos with facial hair are the ones he's got that date rapist goatee with a trapped Ade at some tree.

He simply doesn't have the testosterone to grow an actual full beard, even at almost 50
 
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Respectfully disagree, I don't think he shaved at all, I think his cheek and what should be a jaw whiskers don't grow in, and it's a fucking embarrassing state when he tries to grow a beard. That's why the only photos with facial hair are the ones he's got that date rapist goatee with a trapped Ade at some tree.

He simply doesn't have the testosterone to grow an actual full beard, even at almost 50
Hmm… yes, I definitely think Pat CANNOT grow a beard. He shouldn’t even try. Nope, that guy sure can’t. DON’T GROW A BEARD PAT, YOU CAN’T DO IT!! HAHA! Mr. “I CAN’T GROW A BEARD” ova here. I’ve tried, I can’t do it. Too dank in my mom’s basement. But, Pat? SURELY NOT. I bet he’s scared.
 

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Hmm… yes, I definitely think Pat CANNOT grow a beard. He shouldn’t even try. Nope, that guy sure can’t. DON’T GROW A BEARD PAT, YOU CAN’T DO IT!! HAHA! Mr. “I CAN’T GROW A BEARD” ova here. I’ve tried, I can’t do it. Too dank in my mom’s basement. But, Pat? SURELY NOT. I bet he’s scared.
I'm pretty sure he has Nikki.
 
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The shiny bit was exaggerated by someone but seemingly is now canon so I feel like a spoil sport pointing it out. He clearly had just taken a drink from the trough when the photo was taken. No one touched up the yellow around his eyes, though! The absolute state of this pig.

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What point is he trying to make? That he's disappointed that the subway isn't as grimy and dangerous as it was in pre-Giuliani NYC? He should go back. What a shame some wild nigger didn't stomp his pumpkin head in. Maybe next time.
 
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