No, you really are a midget. That makes me laugh. My uncle was a baptist pastor and he died of cancer and had 10 strokes, his wife put him in hospice by force, his kids hate his guts. What is it about you people that prevents you from having happy lives?
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SHOCKING NEWS: Ardent ignorant libtard boomer JebJoh is a devout disciple of Atheism
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Don't reddit me cocksucker
Gayer than posting as a girl because I upset you under your “man” name? Gay men have 3 times the testosterone incels have. That’s why you’re getting old alone and angry.
I’ll Denver the shit out of you, denverite
This is what it looks like to eat shit and pretend it's caviar to own the haters.
You think Brooke Shields is a girl?
You're doing Fatrick comeback-tweets that he hasn't even thought of yet
Pretend you are too stupid to understand the answer, wait, you aren’t pretending you really are stupid. I can’t imagine being short and stupid. Most of the stupid people I know are athletes and most of the short people I know are Jews. How much does your god hate you to make you stupid and child sized? You should pray on it.
No stable person has any use for Denver
You’re trying too hard baby boy. Most midgets do I guess you gonna jump up and bite my ass? Poor little half man.
you realize you're talking to Julian Edelman, right?
Denver was fun when Colorado was the first to legalize. Plenty of banjo music and drum circles
I do not, but there is no Julian in the world who I can respect.
How sad that you’ve become the checkers playing pigeon so quickly. You really are dumber than a cumia.
see it's transitions to harmless anecdotes like these that make me worry i'm just messing with a Biden levelled pudding brain who thinks a computer is some advanced journal
Sorry pussyboy. I know your feelings are hurt but I’m doing you a favor here. I’m teaching you how to think for yourself. It’s a gift. Sorry you’re so angry, it explains your sat scores though.
And all you could eat lasagna city wide.
You’re the Julian Edelman? I’m J.D. Drew
By not giving an account for what you think or why you think it. It's so OBVIOUS
You want us to believe you’re a man knowing you’re shorter than my teen daughter? You’re not a man. You’ll never be one. Just stay home and be an incel.