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PogromStallone

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Every hack immediately clicked this thread to say Opie and Anthony.

I thought this was funny when in my late teens:



It's like Sesame Street... But they say le heckin' swear words?!?!?

Oh good video unavailable, took the air right out of my fuckin thread.

Fun fact: Avenue Q beat Wicked for Best Musical at the Tonys.
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I thought this was a goddamn masterpiece when I saw it. I'm pretty sure I taped it. This guy's Canadian and this is some shitty "Comedy Network" special. I'm positive it doesn't hold up without even watching it because I remember the guy basically like meth head Jim Carrey and being super animated and goofy but also did dirty jokes. This is old as hell but I remember two bits from it and I've seen them both ripped off a bunch since. When he says "I'm not even the comic". And when he talks about his dad catching him smoking as a kid he's like "so he pulled out this great big Cuban cigar. He lit it up... and he made me suck his cock."

I can't remember if it was this guy or Sean Rouse that Norton pouted about not being able to get on da show.

Edit: this is actually funnier than I thought it'd be. He's got some good jokes but the execution is annoying because he jumps around like Dane Cook constantly. If you can get around that I'd actually sort of recommend it.

Edit again: the act-outs are REALLY hard to take.

Sean Rouse and this is one of my favorite comedy albums:
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I maintain that he has some funny material. The cross joke, two lighters a day, sleeping 8 hours a day and another 8 at night are some that come to mind. It’s just obnoxious to think he’s some kind of a philosopher. Some of his bootlegs are better than his specials. I hate the “it’s just a ride” bit though.
 

Professor Rape

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Fun fact: Avenue Q beat Wicked for Best Musical at the Tonys.

I don't think I like a single thing that came out of New 52. And I gave each one a shot.
I was looking up Avenue Q and apparently it's problematic now too lmao. But it is really dated in a lot more ways than being "problematic". Like the gay character who's afraid to come out of the closet, all gays are loud and proud now and sucking off each other in the streets. Or Gary Coleman being long dead.
 

Professor Rape

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Sean Rouse and this is one of my favorite comedy albums:

I maintain that he has some funny material. The cross joke, two lighters a day, sleeping 8 hours a day and another 8 at night are some that come to mind. It’s just obnoxious to think he’s some kind of a philosopher. Some of his bootlegs are better than his specials. I hate the “it’s just a ride” bit though.

I can't remember any of that but I'm going to steal "sleeping 8 hours a day and another 8 at night".
 

SpaceEdge

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He's gone nuts, he just makes videos about "his stlaker" now and there's real patrick tomlinson vibes.
He has a write up about his stlakers on the greatest page and doesn't update anymore because of it lol


I don't even think he's wrong exactly, just for some reason the proper reaction isn't clicking into place and it's the weirdest shit ever to go from an old article to this one
 

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He has a write up about his stlakers on the greatest page and doesn't update anymore because of it lol


I don't even think he's wrong exactly, just for some reason the proper reaction isn't clicking into place and it's the weirdest shit ever to go from an old article to this one
lol I remember reading that and just thinking "why the fuck is he involving all his readers in this shit?" and I stopped reading halfway through when I realized it wasn't just a rant about Vice, but him detailing a back and forth between a stlaker.
 

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It's too bad, I could tolerate at least most of the podcast they did which is more than most. If you listened though it was clear dick Masterson was a giant retard, I can pin exactly where I realized I wasn't listening to anything he said on an episode about burning man where he was bragging about having sex with a woman he knew had STDs
 
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