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Should have been some "human garbage" on fire. I'd love to see Nana on his knees, engulfed in flames.
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Should have been some "human garbage" on fire. I'd love to see Nana on his knees, engulfed in flames.
He is indeed a flaming homosexual
Any reason to drink more than usual. Pat does the same thing.Unemployed bum celebrates Labor Day… F/N!
Did the AI give him Sue's dick in his front pocket?
He'll never admit how much he misses his Neverland McMansion and how sad he is that he can no longer afford to live there and reluctantly sold it at a loss.
Do you think Missy Muscles is truly aware of her sugar daddy's financial ruin? There's no way she can be enjoying living in that backwards swamp shithole away from all her family and friends. What is keeping her with The Count? Personally, I think she's so mentally ill that she actually loves him.Everyone loves to say "sold at a loss", as if that's the dumbest thing about it. It's much, much dumber than simply selling at a loss. When he bought the property, the backyard was just grass and the basement was unfinished.
Pool and hot tub installed in the yard and then later, brick grilling station, all running off a buried propane tank for the hot tub heater. Custom made bar and high end theater room. Motorized seats, Crestron controls. Wooden, refrigerated wine cellar. Custom built gun closet/safe room. Custom made desk for his office which was decorated with hand carved molding. High-end furnishing for three guest bedrooms. Weekly housekeeping and grounds keeping crew. A service that decorates your house for the holidays then takes it down and stores it until next year. Plus $60K/yr to Keith's wife to manage the house/shop/do laundry.
It's not just "selling at a loss". He sunk easily over a million dollars into the property post purchase, and THEN sold at a loss from the original sale price in 2006.
He put in a combo pool-hot tub, theater, BBQ, buried a propane tank, safe room, etc. The buyer got all that for FREE and got the property at a discount. Makes me wonder how broke he was going to bail on an over the hill mortgage just for the equity. I don't care how much you hate "NYC", you don't live in NYC, you live in a very fancy neighborhood, far, far away from any riff raff. Why would you give all that up for some cramped swamp house. Now you don't even have your wackpack friends.
Do you think Missy Muscles is truly aware of her sugar daddy's financial ruin? There's no way she can be enjoying living in that backwards swamp shithole away from all her family and friends. What is keeping her with The Count? Personally, I think she's so mentally ill that she actually loves him.
I have fires all the time and I do burn a bunch of cardboard but I break it down. Just throwing a whole box on a fire is retarded. It's going to blow embers everywhere. He's gonna set his swamp on fire.
Nigger rich dumbass really paid for holiday decoration service? “Unapologetically masculine” lmfaoEveryone loves to say "sold at a loss", as if that's the dumbest thing about it. It's much, much dumber than simply selling at a loss. When he bought the property, the backyard was just grass and the basement was unfinished.
Pool and hot tub installed in the yard and then later, brick grilling station, all running off a buried propane tank for the hot tub heater. Custom made bar and high end theater room. Motorized seats, Crestron controls. Wooden, refrigerated wine cellar. Custom built gun closet/safe room. Custom made desk for his office which was decorated with hand carved molding. High-end furnishing for three guest bedrooms. Weekly housekeeping and grounds keeping crew. A service that decorates your house for the holidays then takes it down and stores it until next year. Plus $60K/yr to Keith's wife to manage the house/shop/do laundry.
It's not just "selling at a loss". He sunk easily over a million dollars into the property post purchase, and THEN sold at a loss from the original sale price in 2006.
He put in a combo pool-hot tub, theater, BBQ, buried a propane tank, safe room, etc. The buyer got all that for FREE and got the property at a discount. Makes me wonder how broke he was going to bail on an over the hill mortgage just for the equity. I don't care how much you hate "NYC", you don't live in NYC, you live in a very fancy neighborhood, far, far away from any riff raff. Why would you give all that up for some cramped swamp house. Now you don't even have your wackpack friends.
Nigger rich dumbass really paid for holiday decoration service? “Unapologetically masculine” lmfao
Do you think Missy Muscles is truly aware of her sugar daddy's financial ruin? There's no way she can be enjoying living in that backwards swamp shithole away from all her family and friends. What is keeping her with The Count? Personally, I think she's so mentally ill that she actually loves him.
Everyone loves to say "sold at a loss", as if that's the dumbest thing about it. It's much, much dumber than simply selling at a loss. When he bought the property, the backyard was just grass and the basement was unfinished.
Pool and hot tub installed in the yard and then later, brick grilling station, all running off a buried propane tank for the hot tub heater. Custom made bar and high end theater room. Motorized seats, Crestron controls. Wooden, refrigerated wine cellar. Custom built gun closet/safe room. Custom made desk for his office which was decorated with hand carved molding. High-end furnishing for three guest bedrooms. Weekly housekeeping and grounds keeping crew. A service that decorates your house for the holidays then takes it down and stores it until next year. Plus $60K/yr to Keith's wife to manage the house/shop/do laundry.
It's not just "selling at a loss". He sunk easily over a million dollars into the property post purchase, and THEN sold at a loss from the original sale price in 2006.
He put in a combo pool-hot tub, theater, BBQ, buried a propane tank, safe room, etc. The buyer got all that for FREE and got the property at a discount. Makes me wonder how broke he was going to bail on an over the hill mortgage just for the equity. I don't care how much you hate "NYC", you don't live in NYC, you live in a very fancy neighborhood, far, far away from any riff raff. Why would you give all that up for some cramped swamp house. Now you don't even have your wackpack friends.
He only moved to SC
I burn cardboard for fun but I burn lots of things for fun.Who the fuck just burns their (random) cardboard boxes? I’ve never seen a fire started like that. Its always with wood or brush.
I bet the neighbours love him
Just out of shot is Nana wasted, pistol in one hand, beer clutched in the other no doubt .
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