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SensibleKeks said:
Koala bears really are cutie patooties. How the fuck do they survive when Australia is basically Jurassic Park with all the vicious predators living there?
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Cause they’re based as fuck. They just hang in trees all day eating eucalyptus leaves tripping their balls off.

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Patreeky said:
Cause they’re based as fuck. They just hang in trees all day eating eucalyptus leaves tripping their balls off.

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Seeing that picture all I can think about is those Australian forest fires and that video of the koala screaming on fire and hearing Zac Amico's impression of it on real ass podcast. Sorry to lazy to make the attempt at finding a clip. Had to be there i guess.
 
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I very nearly ripped my cock off to her FHM shoots back in the day
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You couldn't go wrong with any of the Lad mags from the 2000s - FHM, Loaded, Maxim, Nuts, Zoo.

Dirty enough that you wouldn't be caught reading one in public, but clean enough that it wouldn't turn you into some porn addict who can't get his member up when the real thing is in front of him, legs spread.

Simpler times.
 
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