Even when he tries to be romantic, he comes off as a complete retard. "Yeah we were each others rebounds and we just wanted to fuck and dip, but here we are... 9 years later. Derp."
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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"She said I wasn't coming back to her apartment. I did."
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I count numerous lies in that tweet. To wit, owning the hovel.
“No other human on earth for me.”
Bestiality confirmed, RIP Toothless and may God have mercy on any other animal Pat gets his greasy mitts on.
Bestiality confirmed, RIP Toothless and may God have mercy on any other animal Pat gets his greasy mitts on.
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He really likes to emphasise the "one night stand" element doesn't he?
Sex-haver Pat mostly plays the hit-it-and-quit it game, we are led to believe.
As others have said, it doesn't really ring true. How does pump and dumping fit into the more important RESPECT WOMEN?
It just makes me concerned for all these women he used once and then ghosted.
Sex-haver Pat mostly plays the hit-it-and-quit it game, we are led to believe.
As others have said, it doesn't really ring true. How does pump and dumping fit into the more important RESPECT WOMEN?
It just makes me concerned for all these women he used once and then ghosted.
This charming ham
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The Pig with the dick in his (back)side
The sexiversary thing makes sense when you consider Patrick's never had casual sex. All he knows is rushing to put a ring on any gal who'll spread her stumpy legs for him. He clearly has control issues when dealing with women, so who cares about the "let's be a couple" anniversary or even the fucking wedding. The day of importance is fuck day. Happy 9/11!
Motivates me to exercise and not be a lazy Faggot. But today I’m #ruizing and having a pizza and a beer, I got my workout goals accomplished during the week so I want to treat myself.
I didn’t know cats could suffer from depression until I saw a cat that has to live with Patrick S Tomlinson.
I can’t think of any couple that would tell everyone the first time they had sex. Not only has Pat married the only two women he had sex with he must rarely (if ever) have sex. Probably once a year after giving Niki enough booze.
Not an isolated incident either. @SpaceEdge posted some r/cummingonfigurines content a few weeks ago where Rick got confused by how many years have passed since Norm11.
I love that twitter faggots are collectively wasting hundreds of hours a day writing image descriptions for the blind, nigga zero blind people are reading your retarded tweets lol
gotta give it to corporations, they really did an amazing job at fostering niggercattle to happily train their AI vision for free under the guise of inclusivity
gotta give it to corporations, they really did an amazing job at fostering niggercattle to happily train their AI vision for free under the guise of inclusivity
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Eww is that what that's for? Fucking faggots.
I can only imagine how hard Mewler has to run with his stretched out asshole. I can only imagine how hard Pat has to try to unleash booming beer farts to propel himself after the cat while trying not to shit himself.
It is only once a year, Pat has to pretend to drink the beers and pour them in the lizard cage when Drinkki's not looking to drink her under the table. He just can't bring himself to waste the beer that often.
"She said I wouldn't sue the internet for calling me fat. I did."
That’s an old picture, look at the side of his head, - his hair was just cut and it doesn’t grow back that quick. Compare it to the boat pic and it’s clear she’s gone. He’s been really ramping up his wife mentions on twitter, she’s gone and he’s trying to make it look otherwise.
Also he only has 2 chins in this pic, he now has 4