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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I was going down an escalator with one of my coworker pals at the time. There was a chick in front of us. We were discussing hot women from around the office. So I continue the conversation, we were talking about this lovely gal and I went "YEAH, SHE'S HOT AS FUCK!". In a loud voice. The girl in front of us turns back with a smile, she thought we were talking about her.
Me and my pal as if on queue look at each other and start laughing hysterically. Like we just heard the world's funniest joke.
Poor girl turned again with a miserable expression on her face as if we had just crushed her. She wasn't even ugly or anything, just normal. But we just somehow could not pass a chance to be dicks and destroy a woman's self esteem. Poor thing.
Me and my pal as if on queue look at each other and start laughing hysterically. Like we just heard the world's funniest joke.
Poor girl turned again with a miserable expression on her face as if we had just crushed her. She wasn't even ugly or anything, just normal. But we just somehow could not pass a chance to be dicks and destroy a woman's self esteem. Poor thing.
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That reminds me of one of my favorite bits. When you're talking face to face with a broad, just start staring at her forehead. Eventually she'll ask what you're looking at, and that's when you go "Huh? Oh nothing." And never tell her.
If it sounds retarded, that's because you're a man. It has never not worked on any woman I've tried it on. Been doing it since I was 16 sniiiffff. Even made one girl cry. I asked an ex-girlfriend about it, thinking she'd also find it funny. She was legitimately horrified and said "Oh my god, that's so mean! You're giving girls complexes!" Thanks for the unintentional encouragement, stupid.
Women are fucking idiots.
OK, this I have to fucking try. It sounds hilarious. Is there an endgame to this or just want to mess with their heads?
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Do it, it'll work. Especially on really attractive women. For me, there's no endgame or anything. It's just hilarious knowing such a small thing will genuinely get under their skin.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.