Shane works “every legitimate discount I can”

[lil chud]

Calling yourself an alumni of an old company is so dumb. You’re an ex employee.

Actually scratch that, he’s an ex contractor. Microsoft thought so little of him they didn’t even hire him directly. They just told him what to do and punted the rest of the responsibility to the third party that hired him.

Congratulations, they let you use that “perks at work” site that every Fortune 1000 uses. Enjoy 10% off and 5x wow points at 1-800flowers.com, stupid.

I don't know, I heard from a very trustworthy source that the Quiznos Alumni runs deep state. Stay frosty and you didn't hear it from me.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Thats how he justifies having a DashPass. Even though its cheaper to pick it up yourself but he is too lazy to do that.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Alumni, you’re an Alumnus. Alumni is plural, stupid.

If he has to buy two seats for travelling on airplanes then he's Alumni.

 

[Rudderman]

He works every illegitimate discount he can too, like the time he tried to scam two different furniture companies into giving him a free bed frame.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Being an adult is unheard-of for these people. They think being thrifty on luxuries is showing responsibility. No one who is able to use twitter should be able to claim disability.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

He worked right under Bill Gates. Bills success is Shane’s success. Wonder if Billy Bill ever got a Butterknife shoved up in his prison pocket.

Hasn't he talked about Bill (I call him just Bill because he's a friend) like they know each other? I find the idea of himstalking bill gates to be really funny, but shane couldn't even afford the coffee to sit in the same starbucks as him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Being an adult is unheard-of for these people. They think being thrifty on luxuries is showing responsibility. No one who is able to use twitter should be able to claim disability.

Plus he spends all his gov money on video games, Mountain Dew, and door dash. He’s buying useless shit and bragging he’s some smart shopper yet is on welfare and needs to go to the local food banks and homeless dentist and cry that they said he was fat.

 

[Udders]

I'd rather pull my own teeth out than go to a dentist for the homeless.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I'd rather pull my own teeth out than go to a dentist for the homeless.

they’re usually just dental students under the supervision of their professors. I’m sure it’s fine for basic care.

 

[Udders]

they’re usually just dental students under the supervision of their professors. I’m sure it’s fine for basic care.

It's not about the dentist, it's about Shane being so poor he has to go to one. Do the bit.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Of all the characters on the show I hate Ooga the most but this fat fuck is easily a close second.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Yeah great, our employee Shane Nokes really knows how to stretch the money we pay him every month

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

It's not about the dentist, it's about Shane being so poor he has to go to one. Do the bit.

There is no bit, stlaker. There is only prison. Enjoy it. I know we will.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

If he has to buy two seats for travelling on airplanes then he's Alumni.

You make a solid point.