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Is that how he convinced himself it’s ok to be an unemployed bum on welfare claiming “disability” and using food banks and free dental services for the homeless? What a piece of shit - I’m glad his life is awful.
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I’m not mad at saving money - just that he sees being an unemployed bum that refuses to work for vague “disability” issue as a way to “work legitimate discounts”Shane is retarded and all but I wouldn't shame someone for doing what they can to save money. We're not all successful sci-fi authors.
It’s funny when he gets into fights on twitter and when he’s losing claims who ever he is fighting with isn’t worth / wasting his valuable time when he spends his life laying around all day.The irony of mentioning "time sink" while he spends all his free time playing video games
He claims us mentioning butter knives mean were evil pedos that encourage the raping of child. No stupid, we’re laughing at you not realizing how crazy you have to be to tell strangers on the internet a babysitter shoved a butterknife up your butt.View attachment 186412
Here's a discount he can use for date night
Wait I can argue with a bot, who can't judge me for being retarded, and get free stuff out of it?I was going to talk shit but I just got done haggling with Chipotles complaint bot that my double chicken burrito didn't have enough chicken.
I got a free side and a drink.
He worked for some shitty contractor in an entry level role and acts like he’s some top level software engineer. It’s like someone who works for a housekeeping contractor at the Cleveland clinic claiming they’re a worldlclass cardiologistCalling yourself an alumni of an old company is so dumb. You’re an ex employee.
Actually scratch that, he’s an ex contractor. Microsoft thought so little of him they didn’t even hire him directly. They just told him what to do and punted the rest of the responsibility to the third party that hired him.
Congratulations, they let you use that “perks at work” site that every Fortune 1000 uses. Enjoy 10% off and 5x wow points at 1-800flowers.com, stupid.
I'm gonna need to order some new ribs made in Thailand from Temu now.He's the Temu Patrick Tomlinson
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Did this Kieran really think a $16/mo Gamepass membership was a flex? Oh baby child.Is that how he convinced himself it’s ok to be an unemployed bum on welfare claiming “disability” and using food banks and free dental services for the homeless? What a piece of shit - I’m glad his life is awful.
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He worked right under Bill Gates. Bills success is Shane’s success. Wonder if Billy Bill ever got a Butterknife shoved up in his prison pocket.He brags about Microsoft like when they do well - he does well financially - which we know is a lie. If he even owned any MSFT stock he would be showing off how many shares he had with his “credentials” photo from almost a decade ago. He’s the world’s biggest Microsoft fan boy but can’t even afford to buy stock in the company.
He worked for some shitty contractor in an entry level role and acts like he’s some top level software engineer. It’s like someone who works for a housekeeping contractor at the Cleveland clinic claiming they’re a worldlclass cardiologist
Those darn NDA’s! Except didn’t he write on his site or blog or Twitter that he went to a specific hackers sentencing. But Shane that sounds like an NDA violation!Actually he was a top level guy at Microsoft working closely with the FBI and CIA to locate and put away nazi pedophiles. He attended their sentencing personally in fact.
Proof? He signed an NDA so he can’t prove it!
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