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Shane works “every legitimate discount I can”

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Is that how he convinced himself it’s ok to be an unemployed bum on welfare claiming “disability” and using food banks and free dental services for the homeless? What a piece of shit - I’m glad his life is awful.
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PorqueDealer

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Shane was on the Front Lines, man
He was pushing Xbox Live into new territories.
Uncle Bill doesnt know whats its like on the ground.
tapping their keyboards back in richmond the suits can go fuck themselves.
First Line Company Support, Shane has done his time, he's got his papers.
Now he gets that exclusive 25% of gamepass and 10% off any surface product (sale items not included)
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Here's a discount he can use for date night
He claims us mentioning butter knives mean were evil pedos that encourage the raping of child. No stupid, we’re laughing at you not realizing how crazy you have to be to tell strangers on the internet a babysitter shoved a butterknife up your butt.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Calling yourself an alumni of an old company is so dumb. You’re an ex employee.

Actually scratch that, he’s an ex contractor. Microsoft thought so little of him they didn’t even hire him directly. They just told him what to do and punted the rest of the responsibility to the third party that hired him.

Congratulations, they let you use that “perks at work” site that every Fortune 1000 uses. Enjoy 10% off and 5x wow points at 1-800flowers.com, stupid.
 

soulbrotherman#1

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I was going to talk shit but I just got done haggling with Chipotles complaint bot that my double chicken burrito didn't have enough chicken.

I got a free side and a drink.
Wait I can argue with a bot, who can't judge me for being retarded, and get free stuff out of it?

Where do you do this, how long did you do it? Does mcdonalds have this?
 

Faggot Boqposter

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Calling yourself an alumni of an old company is so dumb. You’re an ex employee.

Actually scratch that, he’s an ex contractor. Microsoft thought so little of him they didn’t even hire him directly. They just told him what to do and punted the rest of the responsibility to the third party that hired him.

Congratulations, they let you use that “perks at work” site that every Fortune 1000 uses. Enjoy 10% off and 5x wow points at 1-800flowers.com, stupid.
He worked for some shitty contractor in an entry level role and acts like he’s some top level software engineer. It’s like someone who works for a housekeeping contractor at the Cleveland clinic claiming they’re a worldlclass cardiologist
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Is that how he convinced himself it’s ok to be an unemployed bum on welfare claiming “disability” and using food banks and free dental services for the homeless? What a piece of shit - I’m glad his life is awful.
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Did this Kieran really think a $16/mo Gamepass membership was a flex? Oh baby child.

Alumni of a company? What is Butterknife anus yammering about? I’m an Alumnus of Tulane University. But not of the Taco Bell I worked at in high school, nor the bar I tended at in college. Those were just places I worked, just like a third party contractor for Microsoft was just a place you worked you fucking idiot. Also youre not Alumni, you’re an Alumnus. Alumni is plural, stupid.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He brags about Microsoft like when they do well - he does well financially - which we know is a lie. If he even owned any MSFT stock he would be showing off how many shares he had with his “credentials” photo from almost a decade ago. He’s the world’s biggest Microsoft fan boy but can’t even afford to buy stock in the company.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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He brags about Microsoft like when they do well - he does well financially - which we know is a lie. If he even owned any MSFT stock he would be showing off how many shares he had with his “credentials” photo from almost a decade ago. He’s the world’s biggest Microsoft fan boy but can’t even afford to buy stock in the company.
He worked right under Bill Gates. Bills success is Shane’s success. Wonder if Billy Bill ever got a Butterknife shoved up in his prison pocket.
 

NoBacon

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He worked for some shitty contractor in an entry level role and acts like he’s some top level software engineer. It’s like someone who works for a housekeeping contractor at the Cleveland clinic claiming they’re a worldlclass cardiologist

Actually he was a top level guy at Microsoft working closely with the FBI and CIA to locate and put away nazi pedophiles. He attended their sentencing personally in fact.

Proof? He signed an NDA so he can’t prove it!
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Actually he was a top level guy at Microsoft working closely with the FBI and CIA to locate and put away nazi pedophiles. He attended their sentencing personally in fact.

Proof? He signed an NDA so he can’t prove it!
Those darn NDA’s! Except didn’t he write on his site or blog or Twitter that he went to a specific hackers sentencing. But Shane that sounds like an NDA violation!
 
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