Shane Nokes threatens Mr. Smith for defending Leslie and calling him a weirdo

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nice uneven sized eyeballs, stupid.
Creepy looking fucker.

There’s something very disturbing about Shane, I posted it before but he’s 40 years old yet also looks like a fat dork teenager. It’s like he tries hard to look like an immature kid.

He brags about always wearing “nerd” shirts. There’s a middle aged retarded guy in my neighborhood that I see sometimes walking around the grocery store or on sidewalks around town. He wears the same shirts as Pat and Shane.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

His funniest picture is the shirtless one where he's flexing while obviously sucking in his gut. Unfortunately, the FUPA is immune to this position as shown pushing out of his maternity pants. Why are these guys so delusional? Just do your thing. Stop pretending you're going to beat everyone up.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

In a more enlightened time, he would have been taken to a "hospital" for permanent treatment.

We need more Zyklon-B.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His funniest picture is the shirtless one where he's flexing while obviously sucking in his gut. Unfortunately, the FUPA is immune to this position as shown pushing out of his maternity pants. Why are these guys so delusional? Just do your thing. Stop pretending you're going to beat everyone up.

I like that he got upset that we all noticed he was sucking in his gut (you could see his rip cage puffing out) and had the bottom of his gut tucked into his jeans like Fred Mertz. It made him take an even worse photo of his big ugly gut hanging out and he thinks he looks like an intimating tough guy.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

 

[T. Booth Willy]

Shane is beneath this place. He doesn't deserve the attention. Being lumped in with Patrick and Joe Cumia is an improvement for him. Let the kiwis have him. He fits in over there with the other dog fuckers and weirdos they have threads on.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

whoa shane met Patton Oswald?

Keenan Cahill, RIP in peace!



Shane murdered Keenan Cahill with a butter knife to the colon.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

You know, most guys who white knight this hard do it for an e-whore. Who would have thought Shane Nokes was GAY. They should call him Shane No-girls, am I right?

Shane Nojob
Shane Noteeth
Shane Nodegree
Shane Nodiploma
Shane Novisiblejoints
Shane Noindustryrecognitionorawareness

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Is he posting on LinkedIn now?

That’s a site for working professionals, not welfare queens.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

enjoy laughing at Patrick. I don't enjoy anything about Shane though. He's gross.

Same here. I’m not especially squeamish but even trying to make him look human with an AI app turned my stomach. His father was right to refuse to put his name on the birth certificate and his mother was right to kill herself. We’ll confirm someday that in addition to being a coprophiliac pedophile he’s also a zoophile. The more he flexes about being a pedo hunter, the more positive I am.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Reminder - he posted this and didn’t think he looked like a kid toucher
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“My legs and head are why I can’t work”
Bullshit, you’re just a fat lazy loser

I don’t think his Optimus Prime shirt would pass muster at the Cellar table.

 

[RobertMewler]

lol Shane has apparently wiped his LinkedIn comments except for this one.

The guy who retired early as a cybersecurity expect putting terrorists in prison was begging for work not that long after.

I'd love to know what "passion projects" he's saving up for.

 

[RickReternal]

I'd love to know what "passion projects" he's saving up for.

You may never sleep again, though.