Shane Nokes leaves twitter.

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He offered the information up himself as some kind of "gotcha" when people said he was a pedophile. Making fun of him means you're a pedophile or something.

Making fun of him means we enjoy torturing children or something. Nobody asked and he told us “everyone” knows a babysitter stuck a butter knife up his butt. He also posted multiple disgusting shirtless selfies as another “own”

 

[Carlo Hambino]

I heard his exit was quite cinematic, he waddled off into the sunset and 3 butter knives fell out of his asshole.

 

[DominusOdium]

With as poor as he is, do you think relatives make him fart before leaving their house after holidays to make sure he isn't stealing the silverware?

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Fat.

 

[stealthygeek]

He offered the information up himself as some kind of "gotcha" when people said he was a pedophile. Making fun of him means you're a pedophile or something.

Pat has clearly stated that the victims of child sexual abuse often become abusers themselves. Therefore Rick Logic says that Shane Nokes is indeed a pedophile. Case closed (unlike Shane's Hungry Hungry Butthole).

 

[stealthygeek]

OOPSIE DOODLES!!!!

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Tee hee

 

[BertCooper]

Kroger-brand Patrick Tomlinson is down hard.

 

[NoBacon]

Tee hee

Oh no, Shane!

 

[Hudson]

I thought he quit X.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Shane's idea of a menage a trois is a butter knife and a salad fork.

I thought he quit X.

More like XXXL, amirite?

 

[Kinderman]

Tee hee

We are heroes. Shane failed miserably in his attempt to curb his crippling social media addiction, and the funsters stepped in to help out. Really, he ought to be thanking us.

 

[despacito69]

There is absolutely no one DMing him.

His cheese pizza dealer? Or are those all on bluesky now.

 

[despacito69]

How about leaving social media, get a job, lose 3,000 pounds, and go to a fucking dentist. Imagine the smell of that rotten mouth. It should be condemned.

The bacteria in his mouth instantly dissolve anything in there. It's how he manages to be so fat despite his teeth rotting out. A real fffaaaawkin komodo dragon.

 

[medium wyzzz]

 

[despacito69]

With as poor as he is, do you think relatives make him fart before leaving their house after holidays to make sure he isn't stealing the silverware?

Probably more worried about him fucking the silverware, all things considered.