Shane Nokes Email Thread

[guest]

This humorless loser has never seen Fargo. Of course he hasn't.

I shouldnt’a done this!

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The fact he still uses the boomer emojis despite being clowned relentlessly for it tells me he’s a big Joseph Cumia fan. Next thing you know, Shane will be emailing you monkey noises since we got him banned from Twitter again and he is too pussy to show his fat face here.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Microsoft lawyers when they hear Shane is in trouble.

 

[VoodooChild]

I never said anything about getting into your account you fat fuck retard.
Youre such a dishonest liar your won't even admit that vice news did a report on Patricks swatter and the swatter himself said Patrick hired him. Won't even admit that happened because it doesn't fit your butter knife butt narrative.
Go ahead and give your fictional law enforcement this email. Maybe if you were not a total fucking retard you would know this email is already posted publicly in a lot of places.. this would be something you would know if you were capable of doing basic investigation. You're not.
Go ahead. Admit to me that the swatter himself said Patrick hired him.
> Sent: Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 5:44 PM
> From: "Shane Nokes" <[email protected]>
> To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
> Subject: Re: you got raped by a butter knife
>
> Fuck, you're dumb.
>
> You folks are the ones doing the death and bomb threats against Patrick.
>
> I'm the guy that works with Law Enforcement to put away disgusting murderous fucks like you folks.
>
> E-mailing me on this account that no one can get into is hilarious. Thank you for falling for another honeypot and giving me more data.
>
>
>
> Get Outlook for iOS<https://aka.ms/o0ukef>
> ________________________________
> From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
> Sent: Sunday, June 18, 2023 7:00:02 AM
> To: [email protected] <[email protected]>
> Subject: you got raped by a butter knife
>
> I'm sure all the companies you're making bomb and death threats too because your legal threats failed are totally terrified of a dude who went to a homeless shelter for dental work
>
> Funny how you're too disabled to work but not disabled enough to threaten to fight people all day
>
> Get a job, sir

 

[VoodooChild]

Apparently you think the only good pets are left for dead in the street
Even Hitler treated his pets better than you Shane. You're a worthless human, you're the lowest rung of society feeding off the work of others. You can't even pay your own rent.
All you can do is accuse anyone who calls you out on your shit of being a Nazi pedophile, which doesn't even really make sense if you had half a brain and knew how the Nazi party came to power
> Sent: Monday, June 19, 2023 at 3:25 PM
> From: "Shane Nokes" <[email protected]>
> To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
> Subject: Re: pretty sad you begged for money
>
>
>
> You're a Nazi pedophile.
>
> You don't get a fucking opinion. All you can do is eat shit and die.
>
> The only good Nazis or pedophiles are dead ones.
>
> Get Outlook for iOS<https://aka.ms/o0ukef>
> ________________________________
> From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
> Sent: Monday, June 19, 2023 5:06:13 AM
> To: [email protected] <[email protected]>
> Subject: pretty sad you begged for money
>
> So you claim to be a genius autodidact that was reading novels at 2 years old, yet I just saw that you made a post begging for money for cats. You said "welp, if you don't pay me I'll abandon these cats in the street"
>
> Let me be one of many in a long line to tell you, you're not a man. Men are providers, men are hardened by a life of being the one who has to pull the weight but they still show love, even in their own way.
>
> You couldn't even provide for a cat and the second the going got rough you threatened to abandon it to die (you said yourself it would probably die). You are one of the most worthless, soulless and sad subhumans I've ever come across. It's hard to put into words the level that you have failed, but leaving your cats to die if someone doesn't give you money is a pretty good start.
>
> I know a younger guy that chose to be homeless when his apartment building was bought out and he couldn't renew his lease because his American Bulldog was on the list of banned dogs in most of the area. This guy slept in a van with his dog for 6 months before he was able to enter a mortgage and get a house. He's a hell of a man and even though he's easily 35 years younger than you he's more of a human and a good soul than you will be on the best day of your life.
>
> Happy father's day, faggot.
> Dr. Owen

 

[VoodooChild]

Ok end me in person, give me your address and I'll come.
I live in your state, not even a long drive.
Come on, pussy. Youre all talk.
> Sent: Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 6:03 PM
> From: "Shane Nokes" <[email protected]>
> To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
> Subject: Re: please put me in contact with your lawyer
>
> No you wouldn't.
>
> You're all cowards that can only do your shit on the internet.
>
> I'd end you in person.
>
> Get Outlook for iOS<https://aka.ms/o0ukef>
> ________________________________
> From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
> Sent: Saturday, June 17, 2023 5:53:51 PM
> To: Shane Nokes <[email protected]>
> Subject: Re: Re: please put me in contact with your lawyer
>
> If you're so eager to fight someone go ahead and give me your address and I'll show up
>
> > Sent: Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 12:51 AM
> > From: "Shane Nokes" <[email protected]>
> > To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
> > Subject: Re: please put me in contact with your lawyer
> >
> > No you aren't, and no you don't.
> >
> > You're an obvious fraud.
> >
> > You're not helping Leslie by doing this either. You're just making the case for me.
> >
> > Get Outlook for iOS<https://na01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Faka.ms%2Fo0ukef&data=05%7C01%7C%7Cf032df689e3c4497801c08db6f967c56%7C84df9e7fe9f640afsdata=pWEw%2FHhnOiVjkYRWZB%2B3BiR2s9CySbf9DnZakDXkpAI%3D&reserved=0>
> > ________________________________
> > From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
> > Sent: Saturday, June 17, 2023 1:57:58 PM
> > To: [email protected] <[email protected]>
> > Subject: please put me in contact with your lawyer
> >
> > My name is Wade Gustafson of Gustafson law, I represent Leslie Varney and her literary agency. Please forward me your lawyers contact information so we can discuss your legal threats.
> >
> > I would like to warn you ahead of time you will not be able to satisfy libel under the definition of law, which your lawyer would immediately recognize. If you choose to continue this course of action, you will be responsible for all legal fees incourred and fines for any monetary damage to the agency

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

 

[PickleRickle]

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You spelled something wrong so it has to be.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

You spelled something wrong so it has to be.

did I?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

> You couldn't even provide for a cat and the second the going got rough you threatened to abandon it to die (you said yourself it would probably die). You are one of the most worthless, soulless and sad subhumans I've ever come across. It's hard to put into words the level that you have failed, but leaving your cats to die if someone doesn't give you money is a pretty good start.
>
> I know a younger guy that chose to be homeless when his apartment building was bought out and he couldn't renew his lease because his American Bulldog was on the list of banned dogs in most of the area. This guy slept in a van with his dog for 6 months before he was able to enter a mortgage and get a house. He's a hell of a man and even though he's easily 35 years younger than you he's more of a human and a good soul than you will be on the best day of your life.

Boom.

I love that Shane’s only reply to accurate assessments of his manhood are to say you “don’t get an opinion.” He forgets that he made those posts public to ensure maximum reach for potential donations. Everyone he wanted money from gets an opinion. Most expressed it by not giving in to his attempts at emotional manipulation.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Why would anyone believe his law enforcement larping when he can’t even take care of his teeth? I hope this diabetic piece of shit’s hooves get gangrene.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Why would anyone believe his law enforcement larping when he can’t even take care of his teeth?

Remember several months ago when he claimed to have accessed the forum database by exploiting code this forum doesn’t even use? He claimed then that the feds would be on all our doorsteps within hours. Shane the fatherless pussy loves to play pretend just like his internet daddy Pat. He’s a pathetic fantasist.

 

[CruisinColin]

He claimed then that the feds would be on all our doorsteps within hours.

To be fair I did get a call about that. It was my mom and she said that Shane is a big fat failure.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

To be fair I did get a call about that. It was my mom and she said that Shane is a big fat failure.

Same thing Shane’s mom used to say to him since toddlerhood. She eventually killed herself in shame over her fat pedophile welfare queen son. That alone proves Sharon had more courage than Shane ever will.