Shane is now suing Leslie

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Now that we know the babysitter is made up, it’s clear Shane was anally masturbating himself with the butter knife and got caught. It was “well known locally” because the other kids in the lunch room were disgusted and told everyone.

Then he tried to retcon it as a molestation story.

I love that he said it was a very big well known story but can’t be found anywhere and nothing can even be found about the person involved. He’s claiming we need to do a records request like it happened 100 years ago. It would have been about 40 years ago by his timeline - to give you an idea the MOVE bombing in Philly was 40 years ago this week and you can find plenty of News pieces of the event, the people involved, etc but this huge story of a babysitter who was raping children all over the place is unable to be found because theyre very behind on putting these old stories on the internet. Let me guess Shane - no TV / Cable news stories (CNN launched in 1980) are on this event either, right?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You people don't understand. Shane is able to punch through brick walls by harnessing the power of diabetic neuropathy.

 

[Scott Peterson Fanclub]

You people don't understand. Shane is able to punch through brick walls by harnessing the power of diabetic neuropathy.

Here I thought he got his power from toddler farts.

 

[DominusOdium]

"Babysitter caught raping multiple children with a butterknife" makes national news in any decade, to say nothing of local news.

But none of that matters because Judy LeHawn doesn't exist and never did.

Prove she did, Nokes you faggot. I know you're here.

 

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I accurately equated Chris to Fred from BK. This is fucking hilarious. Why would Pete Davidson’s management team ask you to take down this post? It’s dangerous for people to know that he gets gas at WaWa? A massive gas station chain?

I love that he said it was a very big well known story but can’t be found anywhere and nothing can even be found about the person involved. He’s claiming we need to do a records request like it happened 100 years ago. It would have been about 40 years ago by his timeline - to give you an idea the MOVE bombing in Philly was 40 years ago this week and you can find plenty of News pieces of the event, the people involved, etc but this huge story of a babysitter who was raping children all over the place is unable to be found because theyre very behind on putting these old stories on the internet. Let me guess Shane - no TV / Cable news stories (CNN launched in 1980) are on this event either, right?

As I’ve said earlier, we have records of papers from 140+ years ago. Journalists used to have some level of integrity and at least keep a record of what they said. You can google a random ass name and something will come up because they published their archives SpongeBobSquarePants made fun of this very concept 20+ years ago now.

He was number 1!

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

If any of you keyboard warriors come within ten feet of Shane's front steps, he will open the door and roll his beluga girlfriend out, and you'll have to flee like Indiana Jones from the boulder.

 

[captain_kamala]

If any of you keyboard warriors come within ten feet of Shane's front steps, he will open the door and roll his beluga girlfriend out, and you'll have to flee like Indiana Jones from the boulder.

🫶I could kiss u right now

 

[VizioDash]

This account is a funster, right?

 

[CompoundBasement]

This account is a funster, right?

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How is this disgusting fatbody not embarrassed to admit his whole online persona is based on his addiction to chugging copious amounts of liquid diabetes and heart disease?

 

[Dennis Denuto]

This account is a funster, right?

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actually i set my hostname on my pc to this ACKYUALLY

jesus christ

 

[Gay Faggot.]

This account is a funster, right?

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If he had anyone in his life who cared about him they would say “Shane, why did you even do that? People don’t need to know this information. You should log off for awhile. I think you need a break”. Of course he doesn’t so, I wonder what his Laptop is named? I’m going to go with Baja Blast.

 

[fricklefrackle]

If any of you keyboard warriors come within ten feet of Shane's front steps, he will open the door and roll his beluga girlfriend out, and you'll have to flee like Indiana Jones from the boulder.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Something tells me Shane won’t be on threads much longer with this kind of post
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Pats only defender is calling everyone he doesn’t like a Nazi Pedophile while claiming he’s going to sue Leslie over Libel.

Trolls doing the contact-form bit, and then Patrick crashing in being unapologetic and indignant & then Shane kool-aid-manning in with his retarded "blm women are nazi pedofiles" strategy is 100% better than anything the trolls could hope for

They're both commenting on behalf of the trolls who did this

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Shane does not deserve to eat. I wonder if Jackie's followers will contact the community kitchen he is dependent on. I don't know how I would feel if anyone contacted [email protected] or rang 971-808-2581.

I'm surprised he didn't complain about their "1 meal feeds 4" claim

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This like the last season of Righteous Gemstones - Walter Googins and John Goodman are busy with other projects so the cast has become fewer.

Uncle Baby Fucker Hildys plotline has been entertaining

The most sinister term was how Eric described these pedophiles they all defend so much when he called them “inactive pedophiles” implying they were lying in wait.

To be fair, he sees it like being on the injured reserve. He's day to day with a penis sprain after last weekends McMartin preschool party

Another big fat lie from Pat
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Now KF didn’t swat him? Even though that’s what they’re known for?

Josh Moon on is the Joseph Kony of the Internet according to this unbelievably stupid. Faggot