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SFWA's 100K

Robert's Gift to Patty

Rick blamed Nikkki at first...
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Yes, I do think it's lame. I get that's the ethos here but I don't think it's that cool or funny
I want to be on record as saying I'd enjoy relations with her but respect she is in a relationship and I am unlovable.

Edit: was referring to Mrs. JDA. No offense, Bam, I have enough crazy Hispanic partners.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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I want to be on record as saying I'd enjoy relations with her but respect she is in a relationship and I am unlovable.

Edit: was referring to Mrs. JDA. No offense, Bam, I have enough crazy Hispanic partners.
haha damn i was sitting here ready to thank you
shit
well the good news is i'm not hispanic i just play one on tv
 

Robert's Gift to Patty

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haha damn i was sitting here ready to thank you
shit
well the good news is i'm not hispanic i just play one on tv
You're just straight Black (capitalized it as a peace offering, you are welcome)? Thought you were Afro-Latino.

People are going to lose their minds when they find out @RobertMewler is Vietnamese.
 

Guyincognito

John D’oh!
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That depends - do you have a BookScan account?
This. JDA has given us a ton of content, and is trying to get more eyes on Zuckerman’s famous pig. Sure he may be an eager beaver at times, is a shameless self promoter, and clearly has a hot mail order wife (sorry I like blondes), but he’s also actively giving us new material
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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You're just straight Black (capitalized it as a peace offering, you are welcome)? Thought you were Afro-Latino.

People are going to lose their minds when they find out @RobertMewler is Vietnamese.
i don't know what i am but i identify as black, yeah. i speak spanish and generally present myself as an afro latina, living in south florida and everything, though.
 
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This. JDA has given us a ton of content, and is trying to get more eyes on Zuckerman’s famous pig. Sure he may be an eager beaver at times, is a shameless self promoter, and clearly has a hot mail order wife (sorry I like blondes), but he’s also actively giving us new material
And we all look forward to all the great shit he's going to bring to the table, but if he can't handle what I consider to be some pretty light fucking ribbing by our standards, then he ain't sticking around long anyways. It's very apparent that he's got the stomach for us being merciless against people he doesn't like, so let him tough it out and see if he can hang when we're not saying shit he wants to hear.
 
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People are going to lose their minds when they find out @RobertMewler is Vietnamese.

Found on r/infiltration:

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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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I didn't ask that to be a "well actually" guy, I asked it to get it for an actual news article to amplify the signal and wreck this guy's public relations cuz he's a terrible douche. If you want to win these wars, don't be dumbasses to allies who are trying to help you. I know most of the forum gets it but there are a few of you who need to see the bigger picture and stop instinctively sperging out.
being dumbasses is sort of OnA Forums' stock and trade
 

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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Hey Jon, you wanna join our fancy exclusive internet forum? Well you gotta put a marshmallow between your asscheeks, penguin-walk across the backyard, and drop the marshmallow on a tiny version of our rival frat house! It's a SUNY Geneseo tradition bud!
 
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SFWA will never admit that it funded the frivolous lawsuit. It's not the church of scientology. These geeks can only pull this kind of crap a dozen times before their little club goes broke. It was really stupid to dabble in vexatious litigation during the pandemic when the club's program service revenues were already taking a hit. I think the SFWA will forgive Pat's loan in exchange for him never admitting that the club funded it and then try to bury the loan forgiveness on its 2022 Form 990.
 
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