you should've just stuck ur little finger in it... avoid breaking the forth crust
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Sexually frustrated by bread
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Patrick needs to find a muichimon brand bread.
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I don't get it
This is a common response to any of his "jokes".
We've seen the outline of his dick. That hole is way to big
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If the shoe fits...and the T-shirt doesn't.
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He's fat.
That extra room is for the microwaved creamed corn he pours in for that "creampie" feel
I think he wants to fuck the loaf of bread.
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So he's saying he only likes chubby white women? K, got it, no problem
So Pat finds the word “bimbo” sexy. That’s the joke. Thank you for explaining. (Seriously, I didn’t understand.)
He just loves carbs
I saw the wrapper and thought "toilet paper"
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I thought Patrick couldn't surprise me more, but seeing Bimbo in a white man's house is genuinely shocking. I used to marvel at some of the loaves of shit and sugar those Mexicans would pull out on the ol' job site.
It's dirt cheap. It's dollar store bread for less than three bucks. Pat the Pauper returns.
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Vitamins ADE
No wonder he is frustrated.