Sexually frustrated by bread

[Sue Lightning]

Patrick woke up in the hovel alone. Fresh off a divorce. He trudges over to the pantry. Takes out a loaf of bread. Takes a “funny” photo. Goes back to whatever fat snack he was making. It is 4pm.

This picture radiates loneliness. Niki is gone folks.

 

[Niki]

big goyslop enjoyer pat is

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

 

[Udders]

Is that generic Wonder bread? He doesn't even get, or can't afford, the name brand cheap shit?

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Ok, thinking caps on everyone...

Why hasn't he posted this before? It cant be that he just didnt think of it until now, its too obvious. It must be his first time buying this bread. But why? A culinary change to sandwiches? Not with a new grill. Who normally does the grocery shopping and has that changed? Think, people.

 

[stealthygeek]

He buys bread that's targeted towards children with cutesy cartoons on it... just like a pedophile would.

 

[FamilyDollar]

 

[Jesse Ventura]

When I lived in Costa Rica they had Bimbo bread at all the stores and even then the broke locals preferred going to a bakery and buying a loaf there.

 

[EraGodless]

I didn't know non Mexicans bought pan bimbo

Patricio Tomlinsonez

 

[EraGodless]

He wants a soft white Bimbo (is Patrick a ghost nipples guy?) Maybe kiss her?

 

[Tagine Enthusiast]

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Rick just caught a second, better stray.

 

[Meownaw]

Rick just caught a second, better stray.

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I love Pat's cope to these posts. "They were talking about you, stlaker. Not me".

 

[RickReternal]

I love Pat's cope to these posts. "They were talking about you, stlaker. Not me".

Today or yesterday he was saying “No stlaker they’re talking about your hideous behavior, not the picture!” Crazy, crazy stuff.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I never heard of Bimbo. WTF is that.

 

[guest]

I never heard of Bimbo. WTF is that.

Cheap, sugary shit. Exactly what you'd expect such a worldly, successful author to eat.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

I didn't know non Mexicans bought pan bimbo

Ew I just had my first "pat likes something I like" moment. At least I have the excuse of being Mexican

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

150kcal a slice? Brioche Bread is less calories.
Warburtons thick white toastie loaf in the UK is what I would class as a junk/cheat day loaf of bread. That's only 110kcal a slice.

edit - im a retard, that's per 2 slice serving,

I’m laughing because you know if there was a 150 calorie slice of basic bitch bread, Pat would gravitate right toward it. Fatbread Tomlinson.

 

[Titsucks]

This is just like the chinese food but fucking stealthy this time. This creep probably just noticed Mexicans buying this shit. He's not some Midwestern loser who buys your daddy's old white bread. No, he buys Latino white bread because he is a true sophisticate who supports the Latin community in all things.

Imagine if a Mexican guy replied to Pat that they eat the same bread, well that would be magical. They would be ¡prácticamente hermanos!

To your point he definitely wants to fuck and finger the bear like he allegedly did to his cats according to reddit.

Btw WWAWD Bubu Lubu?