Seriously why does he walk like this?

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I’m not entirely sure that’s even pat what a shite video

SET also got this footage of Pat walking in the woods:

 

[N64 Cube]

It bothers me.

He doesn’t wear underwear so that’s my guess as to why he walks like he’s retarded

 

[Duhne Kuhn]

SET also got this footage of Pat walking in the woods:

Patty footage fo real

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Think he went a bar in the suit to complain to the bartender about how he got screwed by the system or did he sulk home and head straight for the hard stuff and Niki had to deal with really drunk tantrum Pat all night? Id imagine she has been upset at pat since that day.

 

[Stent]

He's not used to walking. His own body is protesting him, just like Boomia used to.

 

[guest]

He's grossly overweight and doesn't have male genitalia.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Because he is weak, insecure, and a failure.

 

[guest]

His wife gives him a good pegging before every appearance to boost his confidence, and it affects his ability to walk.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

He's still feeling the effects from finishing a half-marathon with a broken ankle.

 

[Harry's Enticer]

He doesn’t wear underwear so that’s my guess as to why he walks like he’s retarded

His legs are covered in piss dribble