Seriously why does he walk like this?

[King of OnAForums]

It bothers me.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It's like his ankles don't work so he has to lift his entire foot evenly instead of striding forward.

 

[PickleRickle]

Fat autistic homosexual walk.

 

[MrRetardo]

its almost like he's wearing another ill fitting suit.

 

[King of OnAForums]

It's like his ankles don't work so he has to lift his entire foot evenly instead of striding forward.

Exactly, it's like his achilles heels are made of solid metal. Especially at the end he lifts his entire foot up like a farm animal or something.

 

[AntSucks]

He moves like a ClumsyDork

 

[Udders]

Ask Patrick Tomlinson's Dildo on twitter.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Exactly, it's like his achilles heels are made of solid metal. Especially at the end he lifts his entire foot up like a farm animal or something.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You can tell he is checking out his dress shoes and flappy pant legs. His head slowly get lower and lower as he walks away.

Love that walk of shame.

 

[Rudderman]

Trying to keep the vibrating egg from falling out and sliding down his pantleg.

 

[Milk74]

You just know he was telling that nigger cop it was white supremist he was protecting him from. He was probably a based black man that replied "Shut yo ass up and walk in silence, you fat pussy ass nigga"

 

[Harry's Enticer]

In an age where everyone has hi def smart phone cameras, why does this video from @Salted Earth Truffle look so fucking shitty?

I'm just asking questions.

 

[Meownaw]

In an age where everyone has hi def smart phone cameras, why does this video from @Salted Earth Truffle look so fucking shitty?

I'm just asking questions.

Wouldn't be the first time that faggot lied.

 

[Pino_palladino]

He saw a character in a movie or tv show that walked like that. Started watching Bosch and found where fat boy got the line “you’re going to federal prison. You won’t do well there.” (Season 4 episode 10)

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

In an age where everyone has hi def smart phone cameras, why does this video from @Salted Earth Truffle look so fucking shitty?

I'm just asking questions.

I’ll pretend you asked in good faith.

The video wasn’t taken at close range. When you zoom in on distant objects that are moving even further away, the result is not a crisp and clear image.

 

[Meownaw]

I’ll pretend you asked in good faith.

The video wasn’t taken at close range. When you zoom in on distant objects that are moving even further away, the result is not a crisp and clear image.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Was this taken after Pat had been seated for some length of time? His legs had probably gone dead from poor circulation because he's a massive fat cholesterol lined arteries having cuntflap.

Pay Quasi soon. Monster later. Enjoy.

 

[Coonskin]

I’m not entirely sure that’s even pat what a shite video

 

[guest]

Was this taken after Pat had been seated for some length of time? His legs had probably gone dead from poor circulation because he's a massive fat cholesterol lined arteries having cuntflap.

Pay Quasi soon. Monster later. Enjoy.

Monster later got a nigga's ribs hurtin' today

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He walks like he's trying to make it across a frozen lake. His giant clown pants flapping with every step enrages me. Nice Michael Jordan suit, faggot.