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Seriously what are the chances ade finds what shes looking for here?
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It's so weird to me that she thinks the portage yard sale community has everything she could ever need. She's had a 0% success rate so far.
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I didn't know until now but i'm pretty interested in statistics for:
wedding parties that had sparklers at them
that had some left over and didn't use them while drunk at the reception/given to the kids
that have enough leftover to cater for another wedding
that are in the catchment area of just outside portage
wedding parties that had sparklers at them
that had some left over and didn't use them while drunk at the reception/given to the kids
that have enough leftover to cater for another wedding
that are in the catchment area of just outside portage
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I have a stack of sparklers, probably 500 of them. If Ade hadnt rubbed me the wrong way the past couple months I wouldve sent them to her for free. But now fuck her. Were throwing em in the firepit this weekend i think.
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But are they twenty inches long? That's very important for some reason. She can't just give everyone two ten-inchers. That would be stupid and make her look poor.
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10 inches doesn't even touch the sides anymore
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She's such a nervy cunt. She lists literal garbage for $3 and expects people to pick it up themselves from her house (just outside of Portage).
Give the shit away for free if you're making them drive to your fucking shack, yokel.
Give the shit away for free if you're making them drive to your fucking shack, yokel.