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TCB, cocksucker. Let's pop some pills.
TCB, cocksucker. Let's pop some pills.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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What up homo!
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That motherfucker would shoot TVs and slap his bitch and pass out in a peanut butter and banana sandwich. He was living the DREAM.
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This isn’t fat for American standards? How fat are you bastards?
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I read a story about his 1968 comeback special once. He was auditioning guys for his new band, and a bass player got a call to come in and try out. He was a rock and rolll guy, kind of a hippie, weed smoker and etc. His wife was like WTF, why would you want to play with that gay has-been? He figured what the hell, I'll go and see what happens. He comes home many hours later raving, telling her that not only was it good, but Elvis fucking totally killed. If he had died right after that special, his story would be a radically different one, as that was his last gasp of real credibility.
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He ruled. Shame they just had some Hollywood queerbait make a faggy biopic about him.
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ELVIS: "NO NIGGERS, LOL."
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Someone with downs made that plate.elvis rules. he was my granny's favorite. when she past I kept one of her elvis plates!
I don't remember, he was long dead before I was born.
Don’t forget Elvis’ watermelon bowl full of mashed taters, peas, and corn. He had special glasses made so he could lay on the bed in his TV room and eat out of it. Real fucking man. That’s TCB all the way.
Did anyone watch that bio pic this year? That actor looks so much like a Hollywood cocksucker there was no way I could pretend he was that amazing Hillbilly.
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He was fat but it was the pills that killed him. He probably would've lived into his late 60s if he'd just eaten and not popped uppers and downers all day every day.
The kid didn’t bother me as much as Tom Hanks did. I don’t know what the fuck he was doing with that performance.
Elvis was inbred and it caused stomach issues that even without pills he was fucked up by.
No wonder they called him the King. Buncha cousin fuckers the lot of em
No wonder they called him the King. Buncha cousin fuckers the lot of em
Damn, didn't realize this nigga could play any instrument competently, let alone a piano this well