Sept 23rd court prediction thread

[Guest]

Why isn’t this included anywhere?

I think this dude is confusing a post Caver made with his defense if needed in the future, with an actual legal filing.

 

[Will Tate]

I thought he had simply prepared a compendium in his defense IN CASE it was eventually needed

That may be just what it is. I'm not trying to speak for Caverlock here, I just remember that he did file some sort of rebuttal/response/defense, whatever the legal parlance for what he did may be.

 

[Guest]

That may be just what it is. I'm not trying to speak for Caverlock here, I just remember that he did file some sort of rebuttal/response/defense, whatever the legal parlance for what he did may be.

when you say “file” it sounds like it was submitted to the court. I don’t believe he did that.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I think he will grant the extension because they are waiting on a decision from another court.

Also because he’s seemingly gone out of his way to just roll with whatever Brinton says so far. Plenty of other judges would have shut this shit down long before it got to Cali.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’ve followed both cases closely and I was completely unaware of @Caverlock actually filing something. I thought he had simply prepared a compendium in his defense IN CASE it was eventually needed

That’s what it was, yeah.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I think the judge will make a decision both sides’ legal teams can agree on when he finally rules that Norm is funny and Pat is fat.

 

[guest]

Time for that final punch.

 

[EraGodless]

Time for that final punch.

Where's the booze?

 

[Will Tate]

Where's the booze?

In the 3 flasks those guys have in their jacket pockets. My money is on the guy on the left has the roofies.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

In the 3 flasks those guys have in their jacket pockets. My money is on the guy on the left has the roofies.

I didn't see Seth until you pointed him out. Fucking sex pest.

 

[Udders]

After the judge "No, child's" his subpoena, Pat will raise his snout again and go on an epic sperg out like he did towards Boykin on the phone call.

 

[Will Tate]

I didn't see Seth until you pointed him out. Fucking sex pest.

That guy is the biggest beta male in that room but is still 10x the man Seth will ever hope to be.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I really would like an Animal House style ending with freeze frame text on all the major and minor players. "Pat died penniless in a Milwaukee halfway house."

 

[RoTheHo69]

Where's the booze?

You could get amphetamine inhalers OTC back then.

 

[guest]

Do you have a link for that filing? Never got to read it.

It wasn't filed anywhere, @Caverlock typed it up and has it locked and loaded in case he ever gets served.

 

[UnPRePared]

Alternate theory - and I almost wish this would happen...

JUDGE ASHLEY: Have you come up with any names for us to pursue, Mr. Resto?

BRINTON: We have confirmed one, your honor, and we would like to share it with the court.

(BRINTON confidently hands paperwork to the judge and ball walks back to his client, as JUDGE ASHLEY looks confused.)

JUDGE ASHLEY: Um... Who is this?

BRINTON: Ray Wilson, your honor.

JUDGE ASHLEY: ... Who?

BRINTON: He was the third lead singer of Genesis your honor - yes, they did have a third. He has been ruthlessly harassing Patrick verbally in online forums.

JUDGE ASHLEY: ... Who? Wait, wait, how did... How did you confirm this?

BRINTON: He said he was himself, your honor, on multiple occasions. All the dates and times line up. He uses his own picture for his screen name. He has multiple stories about Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford, as well as a vehement hatred towards their manager Tony Smith.
And also, his life partner, Gosia Mielech, spoke perfect Polish while under his screen name - speaking of, we would like to add her as a Jane Doe due to her vociferous use of the term "The Fat American" in regards to my client.

JUDGE ASHLEY: ... Why are you so bad at this?

(PATRICK slumps in his chair)

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I’ve followed both cases closely and I was completely unaware of @Caverlock actually filing something. I thought he had simply prepared a compendium in his defense IN CASE it was eventually needed

This is what I thought as well.
I think it's getting conflated with Quasi's including some of Fatso's greatest hits in the filing explaining why if he loses anonymity he might be the victim of a violent crime because Pat is an unhinged lardass.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Time for that final punch.

"What makes a good party? No neeeegros - unless they're serving!"

 

[fricklefrackle]

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Federally felonious fellatio Photoshopping, child

 

[guest]

Where's the booze?

Who needs booze when you have roofies?