Sending a letter to Chris Kuhn

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Tell him that Joe is about to set sail.
He also wears magic gloves to help with pain because Alex Jones told him so.
Let him know about Pat but not too much since it's overwhelming.
Let him know he will get a link once he's out

 

[DooDooBrown]

Send him a cake with a sound bar inside it.

 

[DanMullenButNormal]

I know we should be funny and be cute but maybe we can try to be his pen pal

Can you add one of these hats so he can pray to Allah or is that not allowed? I don't know the rules. I am white so I have obviously never been in jail.

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Starving they got any cake back there

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I know we should be funny and be cute but maybe we can try to be his pen pal



Starving they got any cake back there

Fresh out Boss

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Send some of those funny pictures of his dead kid. I’m sure he’d really appreciate it.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Can we get this made into a flipbook we can mail him?

 

[lowend73]

Anyone got his JPay?

I'll send him some cash for commissary . A motherfucker got to have some Ramen

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Anyone got his JPay?

I'll send him some cash for commissary . A motherfucker got to have some Ramen

He's in Pensylvania and his number is NN2552

 

[guest]

his number is NN2552

I heard FN2552 works as well

 

[Opesterino]

Think he will be able to "roll" with the jokes about his kid? I like to think anyone posting here long enough knows how to laugh at their self or at least can brush such off. Killing your kid is a whole different bag of worms tho - guess we will see.

 

[RIP-Allen-Lanier]

Send him a cake with a sound bar inside it.

LOD!

 

[RIP-Allen-Lanier]

Can we get this made into a flipbook we can mail him?

WTF never seen this my ribs man

 

[RIP-Allen-Lanier]

guess we will see.

Hope so!

 

[WhereWeAt]

Kuhn is at peace with himself and walks into the shower after working a shift in the kitchen. A sense of dread overcomes him as he realizes he's all alone and the Aryan brotherhood stealthily files in and has lookouts posted at each escape route. He settles into a defensive posture as the Aryans, armed with shivs, close ranks as they force him towards the center, defenseless. Suddenly, an Aryan collapses to the floor without explanation. Bewildered, the others turn to face the commotion only to succumb themselves.

A man dressed as a guard easily dispatches with those brave enough to face him. The rest run off in fear. Turning to Kuhn, the latter begins to piece together what just happened. He sees the earring, the beard, the toothpick, and is overcome by he smell of hours-old dog urine emanating from the uniform. As Kuhn struggles to rasp a "thank you," Scorch quickly flashes two fingers to his brown in a makeshift salute and says, "The Kingdom of Nakedness sends its regards." With that, Scorch casually, naturally makes his way to the fishbowl. Before turning in his keys for shift change he reminds Kuhn, "And the color of the day is sea foam."

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Can we get this made into a flipbook we can mail him?

This is beyond horrible but I giggle every time I watch it. Is something wrong with me???

 

[RIP-Allen-Lanier]

This is beyond horrible but I giggle every time I watch it. Is something wrong with me???

I want to see a cartoon of this whole event from him parking the car to him getting in jail.

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

I want to see a cartoon of this whole event from him parking the car to him getting in jail.

I was hoping it would at least show him stepping over the body while making a dash to grab the sound bar.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Can he even read?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

r/quiver hasn't been the same without him

 

[RIP-Allen-Lanier]

r/quiver hasn't been the same without him

I don't want to know what goes on there.