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Semen retention will start again after the holiday. whos with me?

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I used to respect you…

Brb jerking off

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This is feminine behaviour, "New year, new me" type shit, like pathetic fatties talking about starting a diet "next month" or whatever.

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What happens if I seep out a little fluid when I get my prostate checked?
Well-known cheat code semen retainers use to scam the system. The thrill of not knowing whether the doctor is going to be a man or a woman when they walk through the door is what keeps them addicted.
 
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I’m about to hit day 5 in a few hours. Lot of bitches looking at me . I’ve started up jump roping hard core again; no more fucking around with the jump rope. It’s a tool , not a toy.

I also quit Alani, that shit is legit poison and I think that’s what got be off the track last few times…

I’m going to walk around target for two hours and creep on women.
 
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Jim because you didn't support me on this I masturbated 3 times today. I hope you're happy.


I wish I lived some where were I could mountain bike. I hate the heavy population thou where I’m at.

I have a speed bike but havnt really rode it since I left Tampa.
 
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I wish I lived some where were I could mountain bike. I hate the heavy population thou where I’m at.

I have a speed bike but havnt really rode it since I left Tampa.
You wanting what i have (mountain biking) has motivated me to do it now. I wont take the mountains for granted. Thanks Jim.

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