• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, send a private message to @BlackTransLivesMatter

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Semen retention nutjobs on reddit

Treat Yourself

Treat Yourself

‎
‎
Forum Clout
19,376
It's weird how schizos gravitate to certain things like that. I didn't jack off for like a week once and all it did was make it harder to concentrate because I kept thinking about tits. Semen retention is schizo nonsense if you're not a monk in some silly slant-eyed country somewhere.
 
C

Child..

Patrick Tomlinson > the people in Litcrit
‎
Forum Clout
-9,824
HR@PaneraBread said:
Dougie, we'll let you in on a secret here. It doesn't matter whether it's SR, God, rape or self help vegan fasting. It's a fuckin' fugazi. The people that adopt these insane principles are doing it because they're overcompensating for the fact that they're faggots with nothing good going on. It's kinda like that one person who tells you how smart they are all the time; would you really need to say it out loud all the time if it were true? Or would it not be better just letting it be self-apparent and going about your day LIKE A FUCKING NORMAL HAPPY PERSON WOULD.

In their minds, if they boil life down to a riptide of smug gobbledygook it's a win win. a) people disagree with you but it doesn't matter because you're floating on a cloud above them or, b) they give your shit a try and you're now spreading some profound truth about the world.

I'm getting this weird sensation where I like remember these events in my life but then, get this, I'm myself like now but in the same situation as a kid. I don't know if anyone's ever experienced this before, please help

It's called a fucking memory, stupid. Get the fuck over yourself and go outside.

TLDR: If Joe Biden came at anyone up here with a straight razor we'd give him the ol' pow right in the kisser
Click to expand...

Beautiful...
 
C

Child..

Patrick Tomlinson > the people in Litcrit
‎
Forum Clout
-9,824
Sue Lightning said:
Reminds me of the anti-circumcision retards on Reddit…literally talking about how they want to kill themselves and life is ruined because theyre missing a lil dick skin. Lol
Click to expand...
My first YT beef was with this Iranian "zakah1" aka "saeed1" who claimed circumcision is haram and other heretical shit. One of his arguments was "u know why Muslims dont win a lot of gold medals at the olympics? Because we are circumcized and traumatized unlike the infidels, its why we suck at sports". Look him up, you'll have a laugh.

He then went schizo and I felt bad for going hard at him. His cultish fanboys are legit hackers though and infiltrated my server like in 2023.
 
S

Sue2

LAUGH.
‎
‎
Forum Clout
123,528
Wigger said:
My first YT beef was with this Iranian "zakah1" aka "saeed1" who claimed circumcision is haram and other heretical shit. One of his arguments was "u know why Muslims dont win a lot of gold medals at the olympics? Because we are circumcized and traumatized unlike the infidels, its why we suck at sports". Look him up, you'll have a laugh.

He then went schizo and I felt bad for going hard at him. His cultish fanboys are legit hackers though and infiltrated my server like in 2023.
Click to expand...
I had a “friend” who went off the deep end and his intro was anti-circumcision shit. By the year after he was telling me jerking off is unnatural because what other animal jerks off? Thats right, none of them…except monkeys in the zoo. COINCIDENCE?
 
NoBacon

NoBacon

An honourable man.
‎
‎
Forum Clout
121,457
Treat Yourself said:
It's weird how schizos gravitate to certain things like that. I didn't jack off for like a week once and all it did was make it harder to concentrate because I kept thinking about tits. Semen retention is schizo nonsense if you're not a monk in some silly slant-eyed country somewhere.
Click to expand...

You don’t get it and that’s fine.

You are treating it at face value.

It’s about temperance and controlling your lust. It’s about prioritising the spirit above the flesh. When you go down the path, it’s hard to care so much about base urges and you begin to think less of people who do, though I know you shouldn’t.
 
Professor Rape

Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
‎
Forum Clout
21,053
Sue Lightning said:
I had a “friend” who went off the deep end and his intro was anti-circumcision shit. By the year after he was telling me jerking off is unnatural because what other animal jerks off? Thats right, none of them…except monkeys in the zoo. COINCIDENCE?
Click to expand...
I saw a bird hump the corner of a wall and then it came. How is that not jerking off.
 
Treat Yourself

Treat Yourself

‎
‎
Forum Clout
19,376
NoBacon said:
You don’t get it and that’s fine.

You are treating it at face value.

It’s about temperance and controlling your lust. It’s about prioritising the spirit above the flesh. When you go down the path, it’s hard to care so much about base urges and you begin to think less of people who do, though I know you shouldn’t.
Click to expand...
Maybe I don't get it because I'm not a porn addict. They're common in those circles too.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top