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RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Man, I had the most hardcore ear-whisps the other day. Fuckin embarrassing. You know when old ass boomer ladies have a whispy moustache? My fuckin earlobes looked like that. What the fuck is that all about?
I have to pluck ear hair every day. It started around 5 years ago and is probably one of the top 5 most annoying recent things in my life. It definitely could be worse but fuck!
 

KaNAMBLA Harris

Fine Hatian Cuisine
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Why would you buy a holiday shirt with a date on it, let alone one branded by a bar

The shirt is out of date literally the very next day

Did he think that St Patrick’s day at Hooligans would be so wild in 2020 that he’d reminisce about it every time he saw the shirt in his closet

They probably weren’t even open with covid shutdowns going on
 

866-Ron-0-Fez

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I see what you're doing here Rick. Who bought tickets to the gun show?

Ps did you know this tatted-up beef cake enjoys watching television too?
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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Why would you buy a holiday shirt with a date on it, let alone one branded by a bar

The shirt is out of date literally the very next day

Did he think that St Patrick’s day at Hooligans would be so wild in 2020 that he’d reminisce about it every time he saw the shirt in his closet

They probably weren’t even open with covid shutdowns going on
It was probably free and he keeps wearing it because he’s poor. Hope this helps.
 

MeridiaN

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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Why would you buy a holiday shirt with a date on it, let alone one branded by a bar

The shirt is out of date literally the very next day

Did he think that St Patrick’s day at Hooligans would be so wild in 2020 that he’d reminisce about it every time he saw the shirt in his closet

They probably weren’t even open with covid shutdowns going on
This was right when lockdowns happened and they couldnt host an actual St Paddys day so they gave away the shirts for free with purchase of Corndbeef and reuben rolls

 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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Him pouting like a model in selfies is all the evidence you need that he's severely mentally ill.
I think we've got tons of the not worst kind of evidence he's mentally ill and then tons more of the worst kind as well. In fact can any of us even think of any of his shit at this point that doesn't say, he's nuts?
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Mandatory typo aside, imagine this miserable online bully saying that
He's not lying saying he inspired people, just not like he thinks.
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
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Man, I had the most hardcore ear-whisps the other day. Fuckin embarrassing. You know when old ass boomer ladies have a whispy moustache? My fuckin earlobes looked like that. What the fuck is that all about?
If I don't shave my ears they end up looking like a kung fu master's beard. It's distinguished.
 
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