Seeing Dougie turn into such a faggot made me realize something

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Listen Bonnie, I’ve had my differences with Cakehorn over the years and I’m pretty sure if you seat me at the same table as Gassers I will get knife-attacked, but if you invite me I’ll bring you a super expensive gift. Thx

You can sit with Big Blaze. Exactly how expensive are we talking?

 

[Guest]

You can sit with Big Blaze. Exactly how expensive are we talking?

Put me at the big table and we’re talking board, bindings, boots (all highest end)

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Put me at the big table and we’re talking board, bindings, boots (all highest end)

When in Rome.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Who would do it like Douglas if not for Dougie?

NOBODY. That's who.

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

I’m engaged to a white woman and Dougie is lashing out.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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He called her a “nigger” which isn’t cool.

 

[Guest]

He called her a “nigger” which isn’t cool.

We don’t say that word here, funsters

 

[HH Brother]

I miss Dan, he has a great job, beautiful wife and a loving family, while Dougie only has this place and his mental illness.

Dan always wins in the end.

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#TeamDan #5SinkLife #9/10Wife

I've never left, cripplester.

My wife is a gift from God.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Listen Bonnie, I’ve had my differences with Cakehorn over the years and I’m pretty sure if you seat me at the same table as Gassers I will get knife-attacked, but if you invite me I’ll bring you a super expensive gift. Thx

You will sit between me and gassers, funster, may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I hope Patreeky shows up for the wedding

 

[Guest]

I hope Patreeky shows up for the wedding

Every time cakehorn goes to the bathroom Patreeky will appear and vice versa

 

[Voscabulary]

We're all gonna get high at Bonnie's wedding fawk yeah

let's all carpool; I'll bring the fawkin road soda's

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Every time cakehorn goes to the bathroom Patreeky will appear and vice versa

They're still real Dutch twins to me, damnit.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I've never left, cripplester.

My wife is a gift from God.

Love you Dan, love the show, Flavia looks radiant, i think that's why Dougie hates you so much, he's jealous that you have a 9/10 spanish speaking wife and he's a lonely incel with rage.

 

[HH Brother]

Love you Dan, love the show, Flavia looks radiant, i think that's why Dougie hates you so much, he's jealous that you have a 9/10 spanish speaking wife and he's a lonely incel with rage.

All this fighting makes me stomach hurt, cripplester.

Can't we just be funsters?

 

[Guest]

I remember a certain funster that’s in this thread DMing me over and over absolutely certain Dan was HH Brother.

I tried to protect Dan’s identity by saying it’s not him, Dan isn’t that funny, it’s just a really good parody account run by someone else, but this certain funster wouldn’t listen.

And he was right. It is Dan.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

All this fighting makes me stomach hurt, cripplester.

Can't we just be funsters?

Why don't you let Dougie and me fight it out on NPS?

A cripple VS a legit lunatic, must see tv/podcasting.

 

[Guest]

Why don't you let Dougie and me fight it out on NPS?

A cripple VS a legit lunatic, must see tv/podcasting.

Dan doesn’t exploit the handicapped or the retarded for views, funster. He’s classy.

 

[HH Brother]

Why don't you let Dougie and me fight it out on NPS?

A cripple VS a legit lunatic, must see tv/podcasting.

NPS is postponed until further notice, cripplester. But you two will be first round draft pick. Stay tuned.