SCORCH ANNOUNCES RETURN OF PFG TV!!!!!

[I'm Not Loying]

"What made you start doing what you do?". That's how you interview someone. Straight to the point, and surely a question no one has asked him before.

Scorch Lipton, Inside the Kingdom of Nakedness

 

[Kurt_Love]

I really hope we get the whole team back. I know Sibby is in the big bukowza in the sky, but we can get Nick Carpinelli and that dumb broad who said “rock on rock out” during her intro. Nick’s a maverick and an oddball and his kids need to know he was THAT guy.

They all responded to that question like they were accepting a lifetime achievement award at the Oscars. People thought I was just a stripper and wouldn't make it in show business but look at me now performing in front of 3 people at a soon to burn down chinese restaurant.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Like Riley Martin on the Stern channel, made sense so obviously they didn’t do it.

Riley had a show didn't he? I remember trying to listen to something longform they had him do for a few weeks and tapping out every time because he was too fucking batshit. I seem to recall he wanted some money for the work he was doing so Howard laid into him on air and told him to fuck off.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Came to post this, fawk yeah.

Hopefully he can monetize this and afford a maid.
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Paws for the cause baby!!!

Ribbing everyone in this thread on general principle! FAWK is this great news! Maybe Colin could sit in for a few shows.

 

[guest]

We should do our part to spread the word and get it's veiwership/subscriber numbahs so high it surpasses cumia's which should be very easy to do.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

We should do our part to spread the word and get it's veiwership/subscriber numbahs so high it surpasses cumia's which should be very easy to do.

Scorch would be extending a hand downward if he had Nana on the show at this point

 

[Zeroman]

Nick’s a maverick and an oddball and his kids need to know he was THAT guy.

Nick wasn't the "maverick and oddball", for the record. It was the other fella who got divorced, can't remember his name. You'd have to go to his Facebook for that.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Riley had a show didn't he? I remember trying to listen to something longform they had him do for a few weeks and tapping out every time because he was too fucking batshit. I seem to recall he wanted some money for the work he was doing so Howard laid into him on air and told him to fuck off.

Riley’s show was horrible but the fact that Richard & Sal would call in with bits to play on the main show was worth giving him his shit time slot.

But the real gold was paying Riley “nigger slave wages” and hearing him bitch about it on a weekly basis, that crazy nigra was as quick as Jackie or Artie when he laid into the hook nosed Jew bastard and his boat bitch.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Rare Scorch in celebration.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

PFG TV IS OFFICIALLY BACK!!!
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Everyone subscribe to the PFG TV YouTube channel RIGHT NOW!!!!

The Scorchster ain't playing around this time.

Look at PFG TV's first upload.


How does that feel, fucker?

knowwhatimean?

I really like Bam. He fawkin rules. “You assholes think I have a real Ferrari?”

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I remember Opie floating that they should have put Scorch on the O&A channel and I never got why he couldn't do a show once a week or something on there.

He has the perfect DJ rock voice.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Scorch would be extending a hand downward if he had Nana on the show at this point

Not a chance. Scorch keeps it clean. I cannot wait for some weird news. He better play the jingle too.

 

[IanHalperin]

Bad news for all PFG-Sciples. Radio is no more!!!


I think Scorch realized that even he could not save a dying industry. It's time to take his career to the "next step".

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Bad news for all PFG-Sciples. Radio is no more!!!


I think Scorch realized that even he could not save a dying industry. It's time to take his career to the "next step".
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Opie must be so jealous by how beloved Scorch is around the world!

 

[SpitballSparky]

Bad news for all PFG-Sciples. Radio is no more!!!


I think Scorch realized that even he could not save a dying industry. It's time to take his career to the "next step".
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Fawk, that blows, dude. I was literally just talking about how Scorch was still grindin' it out like a real man in the radio biz. Can't believe they canned him!

There's no way he stays in Bumfuck, Wisconsin without that steady gig anchoring him to it, right?

 

[IanHalperin]

Fucking cunts are still running Scorch's bits after they canned him.

This business is fawkin brootal...

 

[upanddown]

Came to post this, fawk yeah.

Hopefully he can monetize this and afford a maid.
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What a delightful human being.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Scorch could probably easily get another radio job. Decades of totally nude radio under his belt. FM radio is basically dead but they still need someone with a gruff voice to press play on Zeppelin and read the ad breaks. I wish Scorch made it as a character actor in TV or supm. He fucking rules.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Where will Scorch move to next? Back to Hollywood?

 

[ISO__JOE]

Where will Scorch move to next? Back to Hollywood?

Hopefully to the wrestling doll section at sam roberts local target to find him and kick the dog shit out of him